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DLO'd adj. Drunk in a way that sends every message, request and promise to an office with no recipient. Jhourni got DLO'd and addressed the glass of water to an absent former flatmate. DLP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every private remark is prevented from remaining private. Majka was DLP'd, stopping no information from reaching the far end of the bar. DLQ'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every unfinished thought joins a queue from which no reply emerges. Kwadjo became DLQ'd on the sofa, adding another request for water to the backlog. DLT'd adj. Of a drinker: storing the evening in long winding tracks, with no prospect of finding the beginning again. Deronna was DLT'd and replayed the route from the sofa to the kitchen several times. DLU'd adj. A drinker who has become a small, precise unit of repeated requests for clarification. Lillan was DLU'd, asking the same question in progressively smaller sentences. DLV'd adj. Having drunk enough to inhibit the next stage of the evening without stopping it altogether. Elizaveta was DLV'd and declined the nightclub with pharmaceutical firmness. DLX'd adj. Of a drinker who has deleted the evening's plans and restored them while circling the sofa. Conswello got DLX'd and repeatedly recovered the decision to drink water. DM'd adj. The drunkenness of one who builds a private model of the stairs and follows it inaccurately. Annan got DM'd and attempted to model the staircase before taking the first step. DMA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into conducting the departing crowd with a pint glass as baton. Tyrica was DMA'd by closing time, directing coats and taxis from the edge of the pavement. DMAB'd adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a decorative flourish has made an otherwise poor proposal persuasive. Lendell got DMAB'd and added an elaborate signature to a note requesting the last sausage. DMACA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a modest observation into a vivid, staining display. Nashoba got DMACA'd and marked the table with an emphatic account of the taxi journey. DMAD'd adj. You are drunk and treating every encounter as a dienophile awaiting an inappropriate cycloaddition. Kirstan got DMAD'd and attempted to combine the taxi queue with the smoking area. DMAGeC'd adj. You are drunk and conducting hazardous negotiations as though technical terminology were a qualification. Indraj became DMAGeC'd and volunteered to supervise the fireworks from a folding chair. DMAIC'd adj. Having drunk enough to improve the entire evening through five stages, ending with a sandwich. Temprince got DMAIC'd and subjected the failing party to a five-stage review before ordering chips. DMAPA'd adj. Loosened by drink into an agreeable surface that makes incompatible things seem ready to mix. Iyonia became DMAPA'd and introduced the rival families as if they were old friends. DMARD'd adj. Of a drinker who has modified the household’s persistent aches without improving the evening. Iszabella got DMARD'd and rearranged the sofa cushions to manage an ache that had moved elsewhere.