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dassied (/ˈdæs.id/) adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the sofa, though still alert to anyone approaching the snacks. Jahaud remained dassied beneath the blanket, watching the biscuit tin for signs of movement. dassiepised adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after medicinally unpromising and faintly geological. Jurlene woke dassiepised, certain the residue on the bedside table possessed therapeutic possibilities. dastaared adj. Drunk to a degree that the head is wrapped, ceremonially or otherwise, against further information. Ramiyah arrived dastaared, having wrapped a tea towel round her head against the light. dastanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's account acquires one hero, one enemy, and several embellishments. Makynlee grew dastanned over tea, assigning heroic motives to last night's journey for cigarettes. dastarded (/ˈdɑːstədd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of cowardice, retreating from the kitchen whenever the washing-up is mentioned. Amandeep was dastarded by breakfast, abandoning the sink at the first sound of running water. dastardied adj. Still drunk, and conducting the morning's affairs with the discreet dishonour of a cornered culprit. Jakobe remained dastardied, hiding the empty bottles behind books nobody ever opened. dastardlinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a modest reluctance to accept responsibility for the morning. Yoshiye was dastardlinessed, leaving the unanswered messages for someone with a clearer conscience. dastardlinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to a small, contemptible obstacle near the kettle. Sitey was dastardlinged beside the kettle, too insignificant to move and too present to ignore. dastardnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still managing to make the morning after someone else's fault. Jedd was dastardnessed by breakfast, blaming the weather for the contents of his pockets. dastared adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a substantial head covering before facing daylight. Cliftina came downstairs dastared, turbaned in a bath towel and unwilling to discuss the arrangement. dastgahed adj. Too drunk to keep a tune, but still modulating between seven explanations of the previous evening. Jazelle woke dastgahed, changing key whenever the subject of the broken lamp arose. dastoored adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver solemn morning judgements from the highest available chair. Christianjay sat dastoored on the armchair, issuing breakfast guidance above everyone else's rank. dastured adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself the household's senior authority, pending recovery. Prudie got dastured and spent breakfast ranking the available remedies by spiritual importance. dasturied adj. You are drunk and expecting a commission for every task you perform before noon. Etheleen was dasturied, requesting a percentage for locating the clean mugs. dasy pneumaed adj. A drinker who breathes roughly through every explanation, particularly those involving the morning after. Kennard was dasy pneumaed, giving each apology a conspicuous rasp over the tea table. dasyatided adj. Drunk, with the result that every approach ends in a sting and a retreat. Jdah became dasyatided and mistook a polite introduction for grounds to retaliate.