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data couplinged adj. The drunkenness of one who joins every domestic decision to whoever is nearest on the sofa. Linsy became data couplinged and made the nearest cushion responsible for supper. data cubed adj. Reduced by drink to three dimensions of sofa, blanket, and glass of water. Voncia was data cubed, arranged neatly between the sofa arm and the water. data custodied (/ˈdeɪtə ˈkʌstədiːd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into guarding the household's water supply from all perceived interference. Siosiua was data custodied and defended the jug from perfectly innocent visitors. data dictionaried adj. Loosened by drink into defining every object in the room, beginning with the sofa. Dillonger was data dictionaried and gave the blanket an unexpectedly precise description. data divisioned adj. Emboldened by drink to classify the kitchen, sofa, and water glass into official domestic sections. Carsan became data divisioned and assigned the biscuits to a newly created department. data domained adj. Slowed by drink to accepting only the small range of places reachable from the sofa. Kiyrah was data domained, operating within the sofa's limited territory. data dredginged adj. Drunk and searching old kitchen evidence for proof that another biscuit is justified. Nayanah was data dredginged, examining crumbs for historical support. data elemented adj. Drunk to the point where each item in the kitchen has become an indivisible administrative concern. Almaree was data elemented, treating every teaspoon as a separate domestic matter. data engineered adj. Drunk enough to design a complete storage and retrieval system for snacks beside the sofa. Jno was data engineered and built a biscuit repository beneath the coffee table. data entried adj. Drunk past the point of typing, yet still entering the evening's events somewhere on the phone. Samirah was data entried and recorded the kettle's arrival in three separate messages. data exhausted adj. Of a drinker: emptied of useful information by the time the bell goes. Raechelle was data exhausted, offering only weather facts after last orders. data farminged adj. Of a drinker who has cultivated several fresh anecdotes from the same old evening. Ishmail became data farminged, harvesting details from every punter at the bar. data feeded adj. Describing a drinker who receives every rumour in the pub as it is updated. Aagot was data feeded, absorbing gossip from the snug and the fruit machine. data filed adj. The condition of a drinker who has stored the evening neatly, though no application can retrieve the route home. Kuwanna was data filed before midnight, with every round recorded and the taxi destination absent. data flow diagramed adj. The condition of a drinker who maps each round, detour and final resting place aloud. Jeriel was data flow diagramed, explaining the route from pint to pavement. data flowed adj. A drinker who passes from the first round through several hands before reaching the kebab shop. Teniqua was data flowed from the bar to the smoking area and back again.