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data marted adj. Drunk since last orders, and distributing a selected portion of the evening to whoever remains. Ezel was data marted, serving carefully chosen recollections to the last few punters. data matrixed adj. Reduced by drink to two dimensions, with every conversation entered as a black-and-white pattern. Daimon became data matrixed and attempted to scan the pub's QR code with his sleeve. data membered adj. Sharpened by drink into a single variable of the group, with its value plainly exposed. Elizbeath became data membered and announced her exact contribution to every discussion. data mined adj. Reduced by drink to extracting conclusions from every conversation, whether the material contains any. Tyon spent twenty minutes data mined, interrogating the buffet about its provenance. data minered adj. Loosened by drink into someone excavating commercial significance from every discarded remark. Himari got data minered and extracted a market opportunity from the crisps bowl. data mininged adj. Slowed by drink to searching the entire room for patterns which were obvious at the outset. Brein got data mininged and spent an hour correlating empty glasses with declining conversation. data modelinged adj. Drunk past the point of merely observing the evening and into designing a model of it. Ornaith got data modelinged and reorganised the party according to imagined relationships. data modelled adj. Drunk enough to impose a relational structure on the evening, then misplace the relationships. Marigail became data modelled and assigned each guest a primary key and a spare chair. data munginged adj. Drunk beyond orderly thought, repeatedly cleaning, combining and corrupting the same small set of facts. Angeliq became data munginged and rearranged the guest list until nobody had the right name. data pathed adj. Drunk, with the result that every incoming fact is immediately operated on, usually incorrectly. Vichelle became data pathed and performed instant arithmetic on the bill with a breadstick. data planed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying user traffic while all signalling and topology have been abandoned. Lieutenant became data planed and conveyed everyone's messages, though never to the intended recipient. data pointed adj. Drunk since last orders, and represented by one conspicuous fact to which all further discussion returns. Aladino became data pointed and treated the overturned vase as the evening's definitive evidence. data poisoninged adj. Still drunk, and deliberately introducing errors into every account by which the evening might be understood. Katelen was data poisoninged and told each guest a different version of the taxi arrangements. data processing machined adj. Having drunk enough to operate like a computer, with a remarkable capacity for producing the wrong answer. Domian was data processing machined and attempted to reboot the pub's card reader. data processinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to retrieve, classify and transmit the evening, though the output is chiefly noise. Terecita became data processinged and filed the bar tab under personal correspondence. data protectioned adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and protecting personal information by loudly disclosing it. Caros got data protectioned and secured everyone's secrets by announcing them over the music.