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data smoothinged adj. Having drunk enough to fit a reassuringly smooth explanation to every disagreement in the room. Lazer got data smoothinged and turned Melesio's objections into a pleasantly continuous account of the evening. data sourced adj. Drunk, with the result that every assertion is furnished with an unverified origin. Jessica-jayne was data sourced, citing the cloakroom attendant as her principal authority. data sovereigntied adj. You have drunk enough to insist that every remark remains subject to the jurisdiction of whoever heard it. Takesha got data sovereigntied and told Macall that private gossip belonged under local law. data sticked adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening's accumulated gossip about as discreetly as a misplaced flash drive. Keajah became data sticked and carried Jolisa's private complaints from one end of the pub to the other. data stored adj. Of a drinker: keeping the assembled company and its remarks in one integrated, poorly governed repository. Ginell was data stored, preserving Zayannah's observations alongside details nobody had meant to share. data streamed adj. Describing a drinker who sends a continuous sequence of coherent remarks through companions unable to interrupt. Vineisha went data streamed, directing a steady transmission of grievances towards Erikc over dinner. data structured adj. Drunk to a degree that you store every conversation neatly, but cannot retrieve any of it. Eoin spent the evening arranging anecdotes into orderly compartments, thoroughly data structured. data swamped adj. Drunk on the strength of an unmanaged accumulation of facts, recollections and receipts. Ethelmay was data swamped, with several unrelated explanations arriving at once. data synchronizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and making every account of the evening correspond exactly. Milliani became data synchronizationed and reconciled three versions of the taxi journey. data tabled adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging people into rows according to criteria known only to you. Cato grew data tabled and seated the guests according to increasingly obscure columns. data terminal equipmented adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting every remark into a signal of uncertain quality. Karran was data terminal equipmented, transmitting steadily but receiving very little. data trailed adj. Still drunk, and leaving recoverable traces of the evening wherever you go. Arrya remained data trailed, with receipts and contradictory messages marking the route home. data transfer objected adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry remarks between people in a form neither side can use. Daralyn became data transfer objected and relayed each comment without its context. data transfer rated adj. Having drunk enough to transmit speech at a measurable but unhelpful speed. Azsha was data transfer rated, delivering each sentence at a different rate. data typed adj. Having drunk more than the permitted range, and applying the wrong operations to everything. Kyeler was data typed, treating the front door as an optional operation. data visualisationed adj. You are drunk and turning every statistic into something visible on the nearest surface. Yuleiky got data visualisationed and illustrated the taxi fare with beer mats.