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data visualizationed adj. Of a drinker: every fact arrives as a diagram, preferably drawn in condensation. Gurtha was data visualizationed and plotted the seating arrangements on the window. data warehoused adj. The state of being drunk and storing every observation for decision-makers who have not asked. Demeria was data warehoused, retaining the night's minor events in considerable volume. data warehousinged adj. The condition of a drinker who consolidates several sources of confusion into one reliable reserve. Allesha was data warehousinged, drawing conclusions from every conversation in the room. data wranglinged adj. Reduced by drink to rearranging raw impressions until they resemble a manageable account. Ranger was data wranglinged, turning scattered remarks into a questionable sequence of events. data-based adj. You are drunk and arranging the evening into orderly tables that no longer correspond to events. Welborn was data-based, sorting the party into columns headed ‘spoken to’ and ‘possibly imagined’. data-mininged adj. Drunk and methodically prospecting a large conversation for one commercially useful nugget. Tomeca went data-mininged and sought a business model in the karaoke queue. data-phobed adj. Sharpened by drink into avoiding figures, records and any device displaying them. Geena was data-phobed and turned the receipt face down without examining it. data-pointed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to one observable mark on the graph of the evening. Catiria was data-pointed by the third round, visibly plotted beside the crisps. data-structured couplinged adj. Too drunk to join two conversations at their proper points, and leave either one intact. Barok got data-structured couplinged and attached the toast to an argument about parking. databacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a dated record of each attempt to descend the stairs. Brentwood came databacked, with every stair and handrail apparently time-stamped. databanked adj. Having drunk more than the memory can organise, with each minute filed under the wrong heading. Lerone became databanked and searched the coat stand for last night's missing conversation. database administratored adj. Describing a drinker who maintains strict control over the records but not the body producing them. Andaleeb became database administratored, auditing each stumble while missing the next one. database analysted adj. A drinker so far gone that every pause in speech becomes a problem requiring investigation. Gurneet was database analysted, examining the silence between each half-finished sentence. database engined adj. The state of being drunk and creating, retrieving, updating and deleting the same sentence repeatedly. Anadela became database engined, revising her address until nobody knew which version stood. database keyed adj. The condition of a drinker who can locate the correct doorway only by its physical position. Cromwell was database keyed, identifying the front door by where it was rather than what it was called. database management systemed adj. Reduced by drink to handling speech and balance through several tightly controlled, failing processes. Semajah was database management systemed, coordinating tongue, knees and coat with diminishing success.