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D-Marted adj. Drunk since last orders, and rummaging through the discarded possibilities behind the pub. Livya was D-Marted, inspecting the skip behind the pub for anything that might improve the evening. D-bagged adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like the sort of person the room has already agreed to avoid. Marsadie was D-bagged by the third round and challenged the fruit machine to a rematch. D-beated adj. Still drunk, and keeping up a punishing beat with whatever the pub has left to hand. Tachelle remained D-beated, tapping the ashtray while the chairs went up. D-cuppered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the barmaid's modest proportions as a matter for prolonged public discussion. Jaydalyn got D-cuppered and compared the barmaid's silhouette with the confidence of a poor surveyor. D-dayed adj. Drunk on the strength of a distant deadline, with the evening treated as preparatory manoeuvres. Terrie was D-dayed and insisted the next round counted as logistical preparation. D-dimered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely break down, leaving fragments circulating until morning. Bergin was D-dimered, with remnants of three separate conversations still circulating at the bar. D-flat majored adj. Describing a drinker who has made five flats of the evening and still calls the result harmonious. Denislav was D-flat majored, flattening every song and defending the key with five fingers. D-flatted adj. You are drunk and one semitone below yourself, especially when attempting the pub singalong. Hayse was D-flatted, confidently singing beneath the tune and refusing corrective advice. D-framed adj. A drinker who supplies only the barest outline of a conversation, usually at impressive speed. Corey-james was D-framed, offering low-detail replies whenever the landlord asked him to leave. D-fructosed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming sweetly directional, always towards the next round. Yara grew D-fructosed after supper and led everyone, cheerfully, towards another bar. D-glucosed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route leads rightwards, including the walk home. Marichelle was D-glucosed, turning right at every junction and calling it a shortcut. D-listed adj. The state of being drunk and sufficiently obscure that only the quiz team's reserve remembers you. Jalon was D-listed, recognised by the quiz host but not by anyone who had arrived afterwards. D-marked adj. The state of being drunk and dealing in obsolete currency whenever the taxi is mentioned. Jeseca was D-marked and offered the driver money no longer accepted anywhere. D-noticed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become officially unreportable, particularly when explaining the evening to family. Sulyn was D-noticed and asked the taxi driver to suppress the facts on national-security grounds. D-padded adj. Too drunk to choose a direction without pressing one of four buttons and hoping for progress. Radame went D-padded and navigated the corridor by repeated, unhelpful directional decisions. D-pillared adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a vertical obstruction between the car and its rear window. Delayna was D-pillared, standing between the taxi's doors and the view of anyone trying to reverse.