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DMC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically committed to a dense alliance of unrelated kitchen objects. Sae got DMC'd and bonded the colander, tea towel and glass of water into one arrangement. DMD'd adj. Of a drinker: examining every smile for faults, then offering unsolicited restorative work. Melanee got DMD'd and inspected the landlord's teeth between courses. DMDM hydantoined adj. Drunk to the extent of preserving a social gathering against all reasonable attempts to end it. Arnelle was DMDM hydantoined, keeping Syrah's conversation alive long after the lights changed. DME'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring domestic equipment of the sort normally prescribed for convalescence. Nakila was DME'd, navigating the hallway with a chair and considerable institutional dignity. DMEK'd adj. Of a drinker who has lost the clear surface between intention and whatever the eyes report. Bhavesh was DMEK'd and mistook the polished table for an opening in the floor. DMF'd adj. Still drunk, and using the kitchen as a polar solvent for every remaining household disagreement. Aveion was DMF'd and dissolved the argument by putting the kettle on. DMH'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a medium-haired explanation for every fibre found on the morning clothes. Danalyn was DMH'd, blaming the sofa cat for the fur on an otherwise black jumper. DMI'd adj. Having drunk more than the desktop can account for, and requiring a manual inventory before departure. Lupie was DMI'd and checked the table, bar and cloakroom for missing possessions. DMIPS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a morning's output measured in millions of small, unsuccessful instructions. Safwan was DMIPS'd, issuing rapid directions while accomplishing almost nothing before noon. DMM'd adj. You are drunk and taking a separate reading of every glass, though none is connected. Aerica got DMM'd and tested the distance between each pint with grave electrical concentration. DMN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the outside world has ceased to receive useful attention. Murren was DMN'd and watched the condensation on his glass for several minutes. DMOAD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has altered the sofa’s condition without making it any easier to leave. Rabihah became DMOAD'd and improved the sofa’s arrangement while remaining firmly seated upon it. DMOG'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and inhibiting every useful enzyme in the vicinity. Sayla went DMOG'd and inhibited the pub quiz before the first question. DMOHC'd adj. The state of being drunk and chemically overqualified for the explanation currently being attempted. Kohlston was DMOHC'd, offering a complicated formula for the burnt toast. DMPS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that calls for the bar staff to remove the evening's accumulated impurities. Laquisha was DMPS'd by the final bell and surrendered her keys without argument. DMR'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has selected a single conversational target and is waiting for a clear shot. Elowyn was DMR'd, silently sighting the distant plate of chips.