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datacommsed adj. A drinker who maintains several conversations at once, none of them reaching its destination. Chardarius was datacommsed, sending directions to the taxi while facing the jukebox. datacommunicationsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every domestic object appears to be exchanging urgent messages. Arshpreet was datacommunicationsed and waited for the glass to reply. datacomsed adj. A drinker so far gone that messages about last orders arrive in separate, unusable packets. Lital was datacomsed and received the taxi instructions in fragments throughout the evening. datacubed adj. Softened by drink into three domestic coordinates: sofa, kettle, and a glass of water. Pearlann became datacubed and navigated solely between the sofa and the kettle. dataficationed adj. The state of being drunk and converting every round, coat and missed train into a record. Tousha became dataficationed and logged the evening by pints, platforms and misplaced scarves. datafiled adj. The drunkenness of one who has stored each round as a separate record and misplaced the evening's index. Nadeline was datafiled, remembering every drink but not which doorway led outside. dataflow programminged adj. Reduced by drink to following a directed chain from round to coat to pavement, with no other route available. Norvan became dataflow programminged and moved from the bar to the cloakroom without intervention. dataflowed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark travels through several people before reaching its destination. Brande was dataflowed, sending a request for crisps through half the pub. dataframed adj. Softened by drink into a broad, two-dimensional surface on which the evening's receipts may be arranged. Coreena was dataframed by last orders, spreading receipts and coat tickets across the table. datagloved adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting every tiny movement of the hand, especially near the crisps. Vaishnav was datagloved, sensing the slightest twitch towards the bar snacks. datagramed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, self-contained message sent abruptly towards the exit. Latroy became datagramed and delivered one complete instruction: coat, taxi, home. datahubed adj. Loosened by drink into the evening's central junction, granting every departing person access to several unrelated routes. Tanayjah got datahubed and directed strangers towards taxis, buses and a kebab shop. dataismed adj. Slowed by drink to treating every impression as data, and every decision as a systematisation still pending. Gwladys was dataismed and spent last orders organising the evening before choosing a taxi. dataisted adj. Drunk to the point where every pub event becomes material for sorting, measuring and quietly misplacing. Elanya became dataisted and classified the rounds before losing the list in a taxi. datalered adj. Drunk enough to be paid by the day, and to regard each round as a day's entire employment. Ivetta got datalered and accepted a pint as wages for locating everyone's coats. datalessnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves no usable record of the rounds, the coat or the route home. Katrell was datalessnessed and could remember the pub only as a gap between two taxis.