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datalinked adj. Drunk, with the result that every adjacent person becomes responsible for transferring you towards the exit. Genesiss was datalinked, passing from table to table until someone supplied a taxi. datallered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a day's work from a night's rounds, especially underground near the cloakroom. Rakem became datallered and treated finding the taxi as paid employment. dataloged adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening survives only as one source's sequence of observations. Keishanna was dataloged and gave a faithful account of every round except the last. dataloggered adj. Drunk on the strength of continuous observation, recording each round as time passes and the route disappears. Chalynn was dataloggered and kept measuring the intervals between drinks and failed departures. datalogginged adj. Drunk since last orders, and recording the gradual movement of every coat towards the door. Pegge was datalogginged and documented each attempted departure from the same table. datalogied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the journey home as a minor branch of computer science. Donaven became datalogied and explained the taxi route as a problem in applied computation. datamarted adj. The drunkenness of one who distributes a private portion of the evening to selected users. Dymir got datamarted and circulated the pub's best gossip to three carefully chosen strangers. datamatrixed adj. Softened by drink into a two-dimensional arrangement of dark squares and misplaced confidence. Ceferino grew datamatrixed and presented his shirt as a barcode at the till. datamined adj. Softened by drink into treating stray remarks as a recoverable seam of information. Naioma became datamined and extracted a complete family history from the taxi driver. dataminered adj. Emboldened by drink to dig through other people's conversations for a previously unknown correlation. Yakeem became dataminered and linked two unrelated divorces over a bowl of nuts. datamininged adj. Drunk to the point where every coincidence becomes a finding worthy of a report. Mundy got datamininged and connected the rain, the raffle, and the missing umbrella. datamoshed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose recollections fracture visibly whenever they move. Rubert stood datamoshed, with his face arriving several seconds after his greeting. datapaded adj. Loosened by drink into carrying the evening's observations in one hand and losing them in the other. Jaxzyn went datapaded, recording the bar's opinions on a napkin he immediately misplaced. datapathed adj. Drunk to a degree that the control unit has surrendered and the arithmetic proceeds independently. Evangela went datapathed and calculated the tip using the table's salt cellar. dataphobed adj. Loosened by drink into treating all numerical information as a personal inconvenience. Celisse became dataphobed and declined to count the glasses on principle. dataphoned adj. Emboldened by drink to transmit every thought, including those previously considered internal. Cittlaly became dataphoned and delivered her assessment of the wedding by telephone.