D - Page 202
dataplaned adj. Drunk on the strength of carrying the evening's traffic whilst leaving navigation to providence. Keica got dataplaned and delivered three drinks to the wrong table with admirable throughput. datapointed adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing out as one plainly recorded irregularity. Keyth was datapointed by closing time, the sole marked observation beside the locked till. datarated adj. Drunk past the point of allowing anyone else a sensible interval between remarks. Diva became datarated and supplied Annie-may with opinions faster than she could find somewhere to put them. dataratied adj. Slowed by drink to analysing the figures only after the decision has been made. Kadience was dataratied, calculating the bill long after everyone else had paid. datariaed adj. Drunk and distributing favours with the grave inefficiency of a disused office. Vashni became datariaed and appointed the quietest member of the party to the karaoke. dataried (/ˈdeɪtəɹid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every minor kindness is administered as an official grant. Liz went dataried, dispensing solemn permissions to leave the table. datascaped adj. Drunk enough to perceive the room as a changing chart of paths, clusters and unexplained outliers. Temitayo became datascaped and mapped the party by conversational density. dataseted adj. Still drunk, and treating the remaining company as a file of related records rather than as people. Champaign was dataseted, assigning Kalima's remarks to a category she had not consented to occupy. datasheeted adj. Drunk beyond providing a concise account of anything, particularly his own performance. Jahnee was datasheeted, presenting a lengthy report on why the kebab had failed. datasonded adj. Drunk in a way that collects, stores and transmits observations nobody commissioned. Kenora went datasonded, broadcasting the room's temperature from beside the radiator. datasourced adj. Drunk to a degree that every answer requires locating another, less reliable source. Nanny was datasourced, referring each question to the nearest person with a pint. dataspaced adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging memories in a loose, non-relational collection. Dorohty was dataspaced, keeping the wedding, the taxi and Tuesday in one untidy folder. dataspeaked adj. Drunk on the strength of a private vocabulary which nobody else has agreed to use. York was dataspeaked, defining the evening in terms that excluded the entire table. datasphered adj. Drunk since last orders, and notionally located somewhere beyond the physical room. Vontavious was datasphered, answering messages from a digital elsewhere. datastacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and adding each new thought above the last without retrieval. Jahkobe was datastacked, balancing anecdotes until the earliest one disappeared. datastored adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the whole party into one repository and cannot stop retrieving its contents. Zianna became datastored and returned Aerian's earlier complaints whenever silence threatened the table.