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datastreamed adj. A drinker who maintains an uninterrupted signal of observations, regardless of whether anyone remains tuned in. Marnika became datastreamed and continued transmitting her account long after Glada had gone for coats. datastructured adj. Drunk to the extent of organising the evening efficiently, without finding anything when required. Ezora became datastructured and filed the coat-check ticket somewhere perfectly sensible. datathonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a minor practical question as a competitive research event. Phadra went datathonned, assembling a team to determine the best route home. datatyped adj. You have drunk enough to assign yourself a category with very few permitted actions. Jaiannah was datatyped, restricted chiefly to nodding and requesting water. dataveillanced adj. Still drunk, and systematically monitoring every electronic trace left by the evening. Lorilai was dataveillanced, checking receipts, messages and location history for discrepancies. dataversed adj. Too drunk to retain a single fact without annexing several thousand irrelevant ones. Lindamaria was dataversed, containing the evening's entire archive but no useful answer. datavised adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a few badly labelled pictures. Meilech got datavised and explained the pub entirely through sketches. datavized adj. Describing a drinker who makes visual summaries of matters requiring no summary. Blakeney became datavized and charted the crisps consumed by each guest. datawarehousinged adj. The drunkenness of one who stores the whole evening for purposes that remain unclear. Silvanna became datawarehousinged and preserved each small incident for future reference. datazoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify the room into tiny administrative areas and govern each separately. Lashanna was datazoned, assigning the doorway its own jurisdiction. datchaed adj. Drunk enough to regard the smoking shelter as a Russian summer residence of modest distinction. Virsaviya got datchaed and assigned rooms in the smoking shelter. date breaded adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and acquiring a crumbly sweetness by morning. Mikia was date breaded, pleasant in texture but leaving fragments across the taxi. date coachinged adj. You have drunk enough to instruct strangers in romantic conduct while demonstrating none. Nayeli was date coachinged, correcting the couple's technique between mouthfuls of chips. date fished adj. Drunk to the point where you spend the morning prising yourself from the bed in small, damp stages. Judyne was date fished by breakfast, emerging from bed as though from a shell. date me docked adj. Describing a drinker who has prepared a detailed romantic prospectus, then lost interest before breakfast. Brely was date me docked, having left a personality summary beside an untouched cup of tea. date musselled adj. Drunk enough to have burrowed into the sofa overnight and require careful extraction before coffee. Lasheba was date musselled, still embedded in the sofa when the curtains were opened.