DMS'd
DNA polymerased

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DMS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into sweeping every social mine from the room, including several harmless remarks. Chaila got DMS'd and cleared the conversation so thoroughly that Yasiah stopped speaking. DMSA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of two unseen supports, tracing a wavering scan of the staircase. Zniyah was DMSA'd, mapping the stairs by touch and producing an uncertain route upstairs.
DMSO'd adj. You are drunk and carrying yesterday's substances through every barrier the morning presents. Hargie woke DMSO'd and somehow transported the party's arguments into the family breakfast. DMSP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of seaweed, or of something sufficiently like seaweed to satisfy the evening. Shioban got DMSP'd and attempted to thank the aquarium for its hospitality. DMT'd adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the familiar room for a botanical revelation, then ask where the toilets are. Jacolyn got DMT'd and identified the wallpaper as a previously undiscovered plant. DMU'd adj. Drunk in a way that distributes responsibility across several connected carriages, none of which is driving. Somaiya got DMU'd and travelled between tables in a linked formation of apologies. DMV'd adj. Drunk and conducting every movement as though a licence, photograph and queue number were required. Eleena got DMV'd and demanded documentation before allowing anyone to leave the table. DMZ hosted adj. Drunk on the strength of accepting every incoming connection while initiating none with the inner circle. Omauri was DMZ hosted, receiving strangers warmly while Keaja protected the household conversation. DMZ'd (/ˈdiːˌɛmˌziːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining a small neutral zone around yourself. Candece was DMZ'd and would not permit Eunika to discuss transport within arm's reach. DMerred adj. Drunk since last orders, and sending direct messages to people sitting within speaking distance. Alfreeda became DMerred and messaged Masooma from the opposite end of the table. DMinged adj. Drunk on the strength of messages sent privately during the game and regretted publicly at breakfast. Ellaouise woke DMinged and found three private messages to the person running the game. DNA fingerprintinged adj. Reduced by drink to identifying acquaintances by whatever they have left on the glass. Othel became DNA fingerprintinged and inspected the rims for family resemblance. DNA laddered adj. Softened by drink into arranging people in ascending genetic order. Elland grew DNA laddered and ranked the guests by presumed ancestry. DNA ligased adj. Sharpened by drink into repairing every conversational break between strangers. Denarius got DNA ligased and joined two unrelated conversations without hesitation. DNA microarrayed adj. Loosened by drink into displaying several small opinions at once. Ravyn became DNA microarrayed and distributed views across the whole table.
DNA polymerased adj. Emboldened by drink to replicate the same anecdote with minor amendments. Michaelah got DNA polymerased and repeated the story to each new arrival.