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daughter of Sapphoed adj. Drunk on the strength of a classical name remembered imperfectly, and now applied to the nearest woman. Cemaliye went daughter of Sapphoed and addressed the landlady in elevated literary terms. daughter of a bitched adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessed of the settled conviction that the family tree has personally offended you. Yasirah became daughter of a bitched and disowned the entire table over a missing olive. daughter of joyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering the evening's consolations from a folding chair. Caffrey went daughter of joyed and dispensed happiness beside the cigarette machine. daughter of the mansed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the grave authority of someone raised above a parish hall. Chuckie became daughter of the manse and delivered a sermon on the state of the toilets. daughter sauced adj. The condition of a drinker who adds one more flourish to every simple plan, particularly the journey home. Tomyka grew daughter sauced and improved the taxi arrangement until nobody knew where it was going. daughter-in-lawed (/ˈdɔːtə(ɹ)ɪnˌlɔːd/) adj. Too drunk to remember whether the woman beside you married into the family or merely borrowed your coat. Rexanna became daughter-in-lawed and asked the bartender when he intended to visit. daughter-out-lawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify the household's resident girlfriend according to a law nobody has enacted. Darise went daughter-out-lawed and requested a formal introduction to the family dog. daughterboarded (/ˈdɔːtəbɔː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Having drunk enough to extend yourself from the main gathering into a smaller circuit beside the crisps. Kezia became daughterboarded and established a subsidiary conversation near the coat hooks. daughtercarded (/ˈdɔːtəkɑː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Having drunk more than the motherboard, and now functioning as an unnecessary extension beside the socket. Dantoinette went daughtercarded and attached herself to the nearest conversation. daughtered (/ˈdɔːtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a parent explaining, at length, whose child everyone is. Crystelle became daughtered and assigned each guest a place in her imaginary family. daughterfuckered adj. You have drunk enough to become an extremely contemptible person whose chief remaining achievement is finding the door. Katalina got daughterfuckered and accused the umbrella stand of moral failure. daughterhooded adj. You are drunk and experiencing the condition of being someone's daughter, chiefly in relation to the snack cupboard. Ives became daughterhooded and telephoned home to report on the state of the crisps. daughteringed adj. Drunk enough to telephone your parents with dutiful updates, then ask whether they have eaten. Shlomit got daughteringed and rang home twice to check that everyone had taken their medication. daughterkinned adj. Drunk past the point of being treated as an adult, particularly by anyone who has known you since infancy. Blakeley became daughterkinned and accepted a coat, a sandwich, and firm instructions from three neighbours. daughterlessnessed adj. Drunk beyond remembering that not every woman in the room is available for familial concern. Risa got daughterlessnessed and began offering every younger guest advice about sensible footwear. daughterlinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes unsolicited care for everyone else's welfare seem entirely proper. Patryce grew daughterlinessed and folded napkins, found jumpers, and questioned everyone's bedtime.