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DNA profilinged adj. Slowed by drink to recognising people chiefly from their inherited features. Cornellia became DNA profilinged and identified cousins by their eyebrows. DNA sequenced adj. Drunk and reciting four bases in an order known only to the speaker. Orianna grew DNA sequenced and gave the table a lengthy account of thymine.
DNA sequencinged adj. Drunk to the point where every family resemblance requires analysis. Greydy got DNA sequencinged and examined the cousins across the room. DNA snippeted adj. Drunk enough to offer a small, unsolicited piece of hereditary information. Bartlomiej became DNA snippeted and mentioned an uncle nobody knew. DNA tested adj. Drunk past the point of accepting anyone’s account of who their parents are. Shakwon got DNA tested and questioned the family tree over pudding. DNA testinged adj. Drunk beyond relying on resemblance when a sample could settle the matter. Doriann became DNA testinged and collected hairs from the coat rack. DNA typinged adj. Drunk in a way that assigns everyone a hereditary category without sufficient evidence. Ekundayo got DNA typinged and classified the guests by their noses. DNA virused adj. Drunk, with the result that a small infectious principle appears to be circulating through the blood. Dajuana was DNA virused and insisted the pub had acquired a strain. DNA'd (/ˌdiːɛnˈeɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and wound into a double helix of confidence and poor navigation. Naveen was DNA'd by the third round and gave the same directions from two opposing angles. DNAaemiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that places a particular virus, figuratively, in the bloodstream. Sigal became DNAaemiaed and blamed the evening on a blood-borne visitor. DNAemiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a specific viral signature through the blood. Momoko got DNAemiaed and attributed the trembling to virology. DNAzymed adj. Drunk on the strength of a catalytic instinct to make reactions proceed. Almeta got DNAzymed and encouraged an otherwise avoidable argument. DNC'd adj. Drunk and turning an ordinary gathering into a long, brightly managed convention with no clear nominee. Pasha was DNC'd and appointed Akala to chair the discussion about leaving. DNCB'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every harmless exchange feel like a hostile experiment. Shavaun got DNCB'd and tested the landlord's patience with one pointed question after another. DND'd adj. Drunk to the point where every object is moved by solemnly seizing its image and releasing it beside the lager. Blia got DND'd and tried to move the barmaid's face nearer the crisps.
DNE'd adj. You have drunk enough to report no division net earnings, or any earnings at all. Robenia was DNE'd and could not account for the evening's expenditure.