day's aged
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day's aged adj. Of a drinker: unable to establish the hour, but certain the day has acquired considerable age. Remiah was day's aged, asking whether breakfast belonged to today or an earlier date. day's residued adj. Describing a drinker who re-enacts the preceding day in dreams, gestures, and breakfast conversation. Peola was day's residued, ordering imaginary drinks while waiting for real coffee.
day-after recall tested adj. A drinker so far gone that yesterday's adverts are clearer than yesterday's conversations. Brit was day-after recall tested, remembering the lager advert but not ordering the lager. day-age creationismed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding each of the six creation days as an extremely long period. Chavonne was day-age creationismed, insisting breakfast belonged to the third geological epoch. day-age creationisted adj. The condition of a drinker who explains the morning after as a prolonged creative interval. Trinesha was day-age creationisted, maintaining that the hangover represented an extended first day. day-agered adj. The drunkenness of one who regards an ordinary day as a geological period and breakfast as its culmination. Dahlton was day-agered, dating the previous night's toast somewhere in the late Pleistocene. day-bitered adj. Drunk since last orders, and volunteering for every bite-sized irritation in the room. Isma'il got day-bitered and challenged a wasp to settle matters beside the lemonade. day-blindnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making confident decisions about objects visible only after sunset. Pepe went day-blindnessed and confidently selected the wrong coat beneath the brightest lamp. day-breaked adj. You are drunk and arriving at dawn with the quiet certainty that the kitchen has survived. Hatziry came home day-breaked and inspected the empty glasses beside the sink. day-dawned adj. Drunk by closing time, and declaring every change in the lighting a new beginning. Dakar became day-dawned and announced sunrise while the bar staff were still counting glasses. day-fined adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning every round a personal financial penalty payable the next day. Moukthika went day-fined and divided the taxi fare according to everyone's earnings. day-manned adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every casual favour as a day's contracted labour. Syla was day-manned and requested wages for arranging six glasses. day-mothed adj. Still drunk, and irresistibly drawn towards every bright conversation, despite being plainly nocturnal by inclination. Lazo got day-mothed and hovered beneath the kitchen light, offering opinions to passing guests. day-netted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small opportunity from a person who is merely standing nearby. Kahlei went day-netted and tried to catch a departing colleague with both hands. day-nightered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat an afternoon decision as an evening fixture, with floodlit certainty. Jakyan got day-nightered and arranged a night-time strategy meeting before lunch had finished.
day-olded adj. Having drunk enough to behave like a newly arrived creature, unacquainted with stairs, doors or chronology. Divany became day-olded and examined the revolving door with the seriousness of a first discovery.