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daylight-savings timed adj. Loosened by drink into adjusting the clocks, the seasons, and eventually the microwave. Valesha spent the evening daylight-savings timed, advancing every clock before misplacing the remote. daylighted (/ˈdeɪlaɪtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking the pub's interior glow for actual sunlight. Enzo stayed daylighted until he tried to leave through the illuminated lager sign. daylilied adj. Drunk and blooming briefly, brightly, and chiefly where nobody planted you. Dawniel became daylilied beside the bookcase, colourful and unlikely to open tomorrow. daymanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently available for precisely one further shift of unsolicited assistance. Kensli was daymanned, earning imaginary wages for supervising the taxi queue. daymared (/ˈdeɪˌmɛəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where waking life supplies its own alarming visions, usually involving the stairs. Artrell was daymared and saw the coat stand advance upon him. daymarked adj. Drunk enough to navigate by a landmark in full daylight, provided it remains perfectly stationary. Link got daymarked and steered home by the conspicuous yellow skip. daymealed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing lunch from supper, but still committed to gravy. Loida became daymealed at four and ordered breakfast with ceremonial confidence. dayoothed adj. Drunk beyond concern for propriety, especially when propriety is occurring in the next room. Khare was dayoothed and waved away the evening’s minor scandals with a biscuit. dayouthed (/[daˈjːuːθ]d/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every domestic indiscretion met with a mild, paternal shrug. Edvard was dayouthed and regarded the broken vase as a matter for tomorrow. daypacked adj. Drunk on the strength of a small excursion, with provisions sufficient for a week and purpose for none. Patrece got daypacked and took a rucksack to collect milk from next door. dayparted adj. Drunk since last orders, and divided into periods suitable for tea, regret, and an unplanned speech. Robby was dayparted, delivering separate broadcasts from the sofa, hallway, and porch. daypartinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and dividing the evening into distinct programming, chiefly adverts for chips. Sawyer grew daypartinged and scheduled the kitchen, taxi, and kebab as separate transmissions. daypeeped adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the faintest morning light for a fully authorised course of action. Aundre went daypeeped and attempted breakfast before locating the kitchen. dayplannered adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging tomorrow with administrative confidence that will not survive breakfast. Joden was dayplannered, scheduling errands between naps he had not yet acknowledged. dayrised adj. Still drunk, and arriving at dawn with the solemn grandeur of an event nobody requested. Nickalaus was dayrised on the doorstep, greeting sunrise as though it had summoned him. dayrobed (/ˈdeɪ.ɹəʊbd/) adj. Too drunk to dress for the occasion, and appearing in a daytime garment of considerable moral seriousness. Jamesrobert was dayrobed at the wedding, having mistaken formalwear for a bathrobe.