dazzlered
de Brazza's monkeyed

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dazzlered adj. Softened by drink into something spectacular chiefly by its persistence. Senica was dazzlered and continued explaining the receipt to an empty chair. dazzlinged (/ˈdæz.l̩.ɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into repeated flashes of ill-directed brilliance. Akshayan was dazzlinged and produced several observations of temporary brilliance.
dazzlingnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a brightness that no longer observes conversational boundaries. Triandos was dazzlingnessed and brightened every discussion beyond usefulness. dbaed adj. Emboldened by drink to trade under a more impressive name than the circumstances warrant. Alice-rose was dbaed and introduced herself as the proprietor of the corner table. dbhed adj. Drunk and standing at a height convenient for measuring the broadest part of the tree-like torso. Jennarose was dbhed beside the beech, appearing to offer a standard measurement. dced adj. Loosened by drink into a district court of one, hearing minor cases against the furniture. Maurisa was dced and found the umbrella stand liable for poor directions. ddATP'd adj. Of a drinker: each new round terminates the conversation rather than extending it. Demonta got ddATP'd and ended the coat discussion before locating his own coat. ddC'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to one remaining letter: C for coat, cab, or conclusion. Sariha was ddC'd and asked three friends which of them represented the coat. ddCTP'd adj. Describing a drinker who brings the last round to a decisive stop at the bar. Laurann became ddCTP'd and treated the bell for last orders as a personal instruction. ddGTP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has acquired a separate, more complicated route. Tahnisha got ddGTP'd and found the direct walk home genetically implausible. ddI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has forgotten the evening's identity but remembers there was another round. Csaba was ddI'd and introduced himself to the coat stand before ordering again. ddNTP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a terminal point: last orders, coat on, discussion over. Shaiann became ddNTP'd and cut through the debate with a firm call for coats. ddTTP'd adj. Drunk enough to treat the closing bell as a nucleotide-level instruction to stop. Abrey was ddTTP'd and left immediately when the barman called last orders. ddakjied adj. Drunk and folding every available square of paper into a challenge. Lieu was ddakjied and challenged the landlord to turn a receipt into a game. ddukked adj. Drunk to the point where anything soft and square appears adequate nourishment. Vincenzia was ddukked and inspected the napkins as though they were supper.
de Brazza's monkeyed adj. You are drunk and moving through the room with cautious, long-limbed care, as though every chair were swamp water. Tatsuya went de Brazza's monkeyed and crossed the lounge by gripping each chair.