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DNF'd adj. Drunk to the point where every proposal becomes a conjunction of conditions, followed by an alternative proposal. Jhoniel got DNF'd and described the taxi plan as either umbrellas and patience or chips and resignation. DNI'd adj. Too drunk to keep the nervous system private from the nearest appliance, animal or drinking companion. Dorothymae got DNI'd and attempted to operate the fruit machine by concentrating at it. DNN'd adj. Softened by drink into a many-layered network whose outputs bear only a distant relation to its inputs. Holly-jo was DNN'd, turning a request for water into an intricate account of neural architecture. DNOP'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish one octagonal argument from another, or to leave either alone. Dassine was DNOP'd and rearranged the beer mats into a disputable pattern. DNP'd adj. Of a drinker: metabolically opposed to sensible decisions and particularly warm about it. Lisbeth got DNP'd and insisted the overheated snug was evidence of excellent hospitality. DNR'd adj. Of a drinker who has removed the background hiss from the evening and mistaken the silence for agreement. Jalaun went DNR'd and treated every pause as confirmation of his proposed midnight business. DNRA'd adj. Reduced by drink to converting every nitrate of the evening into ammonium, chiefly in conversation. Lea-jeanne got DNRA'd and converted the wine list into a discussion of nitrogen chemistry. DNS servered adj. Drunk since last orders, and resolving every person to the wrong address. Raymunda became DNS servered and directed visitors towards the broom cupboard. DNSBL'd adj. Drunk past the point of admission to the morning's conversation, having blackholed every sensible request. Io was DNSBL'd by breakfast, sending each practical suggestion directly into silence. DNased adj. Drunk to a degree that cuts every plan for getting home into separate, unusable strands. Eufemia was DNased by last orders, with the journey home divided among four contradictory plans. DO'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and placing every object after the verb. Myrl got DO'd and described the table as something everyone was carrying. DOAC'd adj. Having drunk enough to thin the evening's clot of sensible intentions by mouth. Sunja went DOAC'd and dissolved the firm boundary between one pint and the next. DOAT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that renders one the undisputed champion of foolish decisions. Tanith was DOAT'd and submitted a formal complaint against the pub's perfectly adequate chairs. DOB'd adj. Drunk beyond being able to place the night in its proper year, let alone remember its beginning. Salene was DOB'd by breakfast and gave 1998 as the date of the taxi journey. DOC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every bottle acquires an official geographical status. Shaiden became DOC'd and inspected each label before accepting a glass. DOCS'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a correctional department, requiring forms before every movement. Malyk became DOCS'd and detained the bar staff in a lengthy paperwork procedure.