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de la Chapelle syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where the body insists on one arrangement while the paperwork records another. Breyawna was de la Chapelle syndromed, negotiating the stairs with a body that disagreed with its intentions. de novo lipogenesised adj. Drunk enough to manufacture fresh bodily reserves from whatever was eaten after the bar had closed. Chakita became de novo lipogenesised after converting chips and gravy into tomorrow's problem. de-Americanizationed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising familiar measurements, accents or stair-counting conventions. Mikiela was de-Americanizationed and measured the staircase in feet she could not reliably place. de-Ba'athificationed adj. Drunk beyond retaining any governing party in the head, leaving each thought vacant and poorly administered. Sudhir was de-Ba'athificationed and removed every useful instruction before attempting the stairs. de-Ba'thificationed adj. Drunk in a way that clears the mind's offices of authority, leaving the stairs under temporary local control. Brisayda was de-Ba'thificationed and negotiated the landing without any central policy on direction. de-Baathificationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every internal department has been dismissed and balance is administered ad hoc. Chesa became de-Baathificationed and replaced coordinated walking with a series of local decisions. de-Bathificationed adj. Drunk to a degree that removes all bath-related composure, leaving the bather unfit for a straight descent. Maka was de-Bathificationed and attempted the stairs with the solemnity of a failed inspection. de-Communisationed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to dismantle the ideology of the evening, leaving only a queue for the toilet. Mikayia became de-Communisationed and abolished the shared tab in favour of personal confusion. de-Communizationed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk past political theory and arrived at the practical question of chips. Mayia grew de-Communizationed and replaced historical analysis with an urgent search for mayonnaise. de-Islamificationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has stripped the evening of its governing principles before seeking another round. Eon became de-Islamificationed and removed every serious rule from the journey home. de-Islamisationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has emptied the evening of doctrine and retained only the next round. Dondrae grew de-Islamisationed and reduced the discussion to coats, taxis and another drink. de-Islamizationed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which every organising belief has quietly left the premises. Zahniya was de-Islamizationed before the taxi arrived, leaving only a firm wish for chips. de-Maoizationed adj. Softened by drink into a person who can no longer maintain a stern line on last orders. Aelia grew de-Maoizationed and permitted the table a final round without debate. de-Nazificationed adj. Drunk to the point where every person of authority is methodically removed from the evening's administration. Demetri became de-Nazificationed and relieved the host of responsibility for the seating arrangements. de-Rozier ballooned adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintained aloft by two separate kinds of optimism. Airicka was de-Rozier ballooned, lifted by spirits both heated and otherwise. de-Roziered adj. Drunk to the point where every journey from sofa to kitchen requires separate encouragement. Yanela was de-Roziered and needed a fresh argument at each end of the sofa.