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DOD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that yesterday has been declared dead and its whereabouts remain unrecorded. Ishveer was DOD'd by breakfast, having pronounced the previous evening beyond official recovery. DOE'd adj. Too drunk to design the evening without repeatedly testing which route reaches the kebab shop. Shantelle got DOE'd and ran three trials on the taxi rank before choosing one. DOGSO'd (/ˈdɔɡsoʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that an obvious route to the sofa is denied by the coffee table. Ura was DOGSO'd by the coffee table and failed to reach the sofa without negotiation. DOHC'd adj. Too drunk to keep one train of thought overhead, let alone two. Eliani was DOHC'd, losing one conversation while attempting to conduct another across the bar. DOI'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an incident whose details have been lost, leaving only the morning's consequences. Valetina was DOI'd, with a cracked phone and no incident to which it could be assigned. DOIL'd adj. Slowed by drink to a lingering, yellowish sort of wakefulness that reaches the kettle eventually. Charleeann was DOIL'd, taking several minutes to cross the kitchen and locate the teabags. DOJ'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and now passing judgement on the evidence left beside the bed. Hutchison was DOJ'd at breakfast, sentencing the takeaway carton to immediate disposal. DOL'd adj. Having drunk more than the recorded days of life can reasonably account for, though not more than the evening permitted. Jeralynn was DOL'd and claimed the calendar had underestimated her commitment to the bar. DOM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with the settled conviction that the household is a lifelong commitment. Loisann was DOM'd, promising the coffee machine a future together before noon. DOMS'd adj. Having drunk enough to experience tomorrow's muscular regret while still negotiating tonight's stairs. Khol was DOMS'd before reaching bed, gripping the banister as though exercise had already occurred. DON'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish dissolved organic nitrogen from an ordinary supper. Fraya got DON'd and discussed nitrogen while buttering toast. DONSA'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard all scheduled activity as a personal affront requiring immediate cancellation. Darann was DONSA'd and cancelled the afternoon despite having arranged nothing. DOO'd adj. Of a drinker: operating alone, without a guard, conductor, or reliable means of stopping. Micchael went DOO'd and attempted the staircase without accepting assistance from the handrail. DOOMered adj. You have drunk enough to approach every obstacle as an enemy encounter, including the stairs. Ly was DOOMered and attempted the staircase with the grim focus of a player entering a new level. DOP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to distinguish the morning's production from the previous night's raw materials. Addilynne was DOP'd, having manufactured a breakfast from crisps, regret and one banana. DOPA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's reward system has selected coffee as its sole messenger. Isamarie was DOPA'd, treating the first sip of coffee as a neurological announcement.