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DOPAC'd adj. Too drunk to complete a 360-degree turn without losing the original destination. Shanreka went DOPAC'd while turning on the landing and ended facing the cupboard. DOPE'd adj. Drunk in a way that retrieves, stores and reports every previous indiscretion. Zolah got DOPE'd and reminded the table who had apologised for this exact behaviour last June. DOR'd adj. Having drunk more than the morning's quiet can accommodate, and supplying rock accompaniment to every domestic task. Jakiel was DOR'd by breakfast, adding a guitarless chorus to the opening of each cupboard. DOS extendered adj. Sufficiently drunk to operate beyond the protection normally afforded by the evening. Tayshon became DOS extendered and attempted advanced conversation after midnight. DOS'd (/dɑsd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning as a formal appointment requiring a serviceable appearance. Oby was DOS'd, presenting himself for coffee with the solemnity of a scheduled repair. DOSRI'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes directors, officers, stakeholders, and relatives appear equally entitled to your chips. Adriane went DOSRI'd and allocated the chips among directors, officers, and a passing stranger. DOSS'd adj. Still drunk, and selective about what gets in, though not about what comes out. Kannyn was DOSS'd by breakfast, accepting tea, toast and the cat without question. DOT'd adj. Softened by drink into a borate-like morning lump, best left undisturbed until tea. Kanda woke DOT'd beneath two blankets and declined all chemical discussion. DOTA'd adj. Having drunk more than is advisable for someone discussing macrocyclic chelators. Ric became DOTA'd and explained gadoterate to the person beside him. DOTP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has organised the sofa cushions into a workers' council. Anastasia-maria became DOTP'd and assigned the cushions collective duties. DOVAP'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to record both where the pint is and how quickly it is getting there. Turin was DOVAP'd, measuring the approach of every glass to the table. DP'd adj. Too drunk to retrieve, classify or report anything except the urgent location of the lavatory. Roko was DP'd and processed the entire evening into one request for directions. DP-RAM'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping two lines of thought available without corrupting either. Bodhin was DP-RAM'd, storing the taxi plan and the pub quiz answer in incompatible locations. DPA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a remembered abbreviation, and unable to expand it without assistance. Lequan got DPA'd and spent ten minutes locating the first letter of his own name. DPCCH'd adj. Still drunk, and exercising elaborate control over a dedicated conversation with the coat stand. Sota remained DPCCH'd, issuing careful instructions to the coat stand. DPCH'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining one private channel to the packet of crisps. Yoav went DPCH'd and addressed every crisp through a dedicated channel.