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deafazed (/ˈdɛf.ɑzd/) adj. The state of being drunk and still hearing last night's sharpest impact whenever the crockery moves. Tarrence was deafazed by breakfast, flinching whenever anyone put down a mug. deafazzed adj. The condition of a drinker who has carried the evening's ringing into an otherwise quiet morning. Riis was deafazzed at brunch, wincing at the harmless click of the toaster. deafblindnessed (/ˈdɛf.blaɪn(d).nɪsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to navigating the morning without sound, sight, or confidence in either. Immogene was deafblindnessed at nine, locating the bathroom by repeated contact with walls. deafed (/diːfd/) adj. Having drunk enough to miss the kettle, the alarm and every tactful suggestion to go home. Hunter-jax was deafed by breakfast and slept through the bin collection. deafenered adj. Softened by drink into a person who muffles every morning sound merely by entering the room. Emmersen was deafenered by breakfast, making the kitchen unusually quiet around him. deafening silenced adj. Of a drinker: responding to the offer of a taxi or a glass of water with a quiet so total it amounts to a position. Fjolla went deafening silenced when someone suggested calling it a night, and the matter was not raised again. deafeninged (/ˈdɛfənɪŋ(ɡ)d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a sensitivity that makes the morning's smallest noises seem pugging. Bolton was deafeninged by breakfast, treating the teaspoon against porcelain as a serious event. deafeningnessed adj. Too drunk to recognise that the volume of your own advice is deafening. Jesu became deafeningnessed and proposed the toast again at twice the necessary volume. deafferentationed (/diːˈæfəɹənteɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make decisions without any useful signal from the rest of the nervous system. Shanila went deafferentationed and chose the locked door as the sensible way out. deaffricationed (/diːæfɹɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn every carefully joined plan into either a blunt order or an unfinished complaint. Waitus became deaffricationed and reduced the delicate proposal to one emphatic syllable. deaffricatizationed adj. Having drunk more than judgement can comfortably convert into either a clear instruction or a warning. Kerea grew deaffricatizationed and announced the complicated itinerary as a single command. deafismed adj. You have drunk enough to repeat one small gesture until it acquires the authority of a policy. Taku became deafismed and tapped the table whenever anyone mentioned the bill. deafmuted adj. A drinker who has reached the morning in silence, with neither hearing nor speech available for practical use. Mariaines was deafmuted by nine, communicating the need for water through a single raised finger. deafmutismed adj. You are drunk and committed to communicating an elaborate decision entirely by solemn gesture. Brenard went deafmutismed and directed the taxi with increasingly theatrical movements. deafnessed (/ˈdɛfnəsd/) adj. Of a drinker: impervious to advice, particularly when delivering some of his own. Athenea was deafnessed and ignored three warnings before ordering the largest dessert. deagglomerationed (/diːæˈɡlɒməɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has dispersed the party, the plan and finally the money into separate directions. Michail went deagglomerationed and sent the party towards four different late-night establishments.