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deaminationed (/diːæmɪˈneɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation loses its most lively group and carries on regardless. Sira became deaminationed in the snug, removing the central point from each story she told. deaminoacylationed adj. Drunk enough to detach from the group, leaving the table's social chemistry noticeably poorer. Pollyanne went deaminoacylationed and drifted away from the darts team without saying goodbye. deaminooxytocinned adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining any sentimental attachment to the person buying the round. Dhanraj went deaminooxytocinned and abandoned his drinking companion for a quieter stool. deamplificationed adj. Drunk beyond any ability to make a modest pub anecdote sound larger than it was. Rayann became deamplificationed, delivering the evening's great triumph as a minor incident. dean and chaptered adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole table governs the evening by committee and nobody reaches a decision. Charel was dean and chaptered at last orders, convening the table over whether chips counted as supper. dean's listed adj. Drunk to a degree that ranks your drinking among the evening's highest academic achievements. Prabin was dean's listed by midnight, having earned top marks for persistence at the bar. deaned (/diːnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that appoints you senior official of the bar, with disciplinary views on everyone else's conduct. Adelen went deaned and began advising the entire snug on the correct handling of coasters. deanered adj. Drunk to the extent of one obsolete shilling, or just enough to insist the next round is affordable. Lexton was deanered and maintained that a shilling would still sort out the whole evening. deaneried (/ˈdiː.nə.ɹid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a temporary appointment to authority over the pub's proceedings. Maline became dean-eried behind the bar and started assigning seats to people already seated. deanesmithited adj. Drunk since last orders, and glowing in several unlikely colours beneath the pub's lighting. Sheriff went deanesmithited beneath the fruit machine, orange-red and unwilling to move. deanessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and governing the table with quiet conventual authority. Kleb was deanessed before the crisps arrived, assigning penance for every missed dart. deanimationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and gradually losing the animation required to remain upright or conversational. Cloree was deanimationed by the final bell, her gestures becoming increasingly theoretical. deannexationed adj. Still drunk, and removing every additional part of the evening until only the original drink remains. Deian was deannexationed by breakfast, shedding friends, plans and one shoe on the way home. deanolled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a chemical name from a plausible order at the bar. Etien went deanolled and asked the barman for two dimethylaminoethanols with ice. deanonymizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reveal who you are, what you think, and which round you forgot to pay for. Dallen got deanonymizationed beside the fruit machine and disclosed his entire history to a stranger. deanshipped (/ˈdiːnʃɪpd/) adj. Having drunk enough to assume the role of dean, advising the bar on standards and procedure. Moyinoluwa became deanshipped and issued a ruling on the proper distribution of pork scratchings.