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deanthropomorphisationed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with treating furniture, mascots or bar signs as fellow human beings. Zyelle got deanthropomorphisationed and stopped asking the coat stand how its evening was going. deanthropomorphizationed (/diːˌænθɹəpə(ʊ)ˌmɔːfaɪˈzeɪʃn̩d/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the bar's smiling signs as mere objects rather than kindly drinking companions. Margarat went deanthropomorphizationed and finally stopped thanking the pump for another pint. deappellativizationed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary names acquire the solemnity of titles, and the kebab shop becomes the Royal Kebab Shop. Lachlann became deappellativizationed and addressed the taxi rank as though it were a minor court. dear hearted adj. Drunk beyond formal affection, and addressing the nearest stranger as though inherited from a romantic novel. Zira grew dear hearted and called the bouncer her dearest heart before losing one shoe. dearborned (/ˈdɪəbɔːnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every available chair appears to have four wheels and a destination. Domanique was dearborned and tried to steer a chair towards the exit. deared (/diːɹd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard everyone present as beloved, including the coat stand. Kadeeja grew deared and thanked the coat stand for its continued support. dearested (/ˈdɪəɹɪstd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every acquaintance a beloved person and every receipt a keepsake. Darence became dearested and tucked the till receipt carefully into his breast pocket. dearhearted (/ˈdiɹˌhɑɹtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a brief exchange about crisps as a lifelong attachment. Jedrzej grew dearhearted and promised the vending machine he would write. dearied (/ˈdiɹɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which you call strangers darling, including the person removing the bins. Goldene became dearied and thanked the bin collector for his beautiful work. dearlinged adj. Having drunk enough to regard strangers as dear relations without further evidence. Shedric was dearlinged and offered the last chip to someone at another table. dearned adj. Describing a drinker who keeps one fact carefully concealed, except from everyone present. Demontay was dearned about the missing taxi and supplied no useful clarification. dearnessed (/ˈdɪə(ɹ)nəsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning great value to a warm can of lager and a bus ticket. Guenther was dearnessed, protecting a lukewarm lager as though it were a family heirloom. dearomatisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and removing every pleasing scent from the evening until only chips remain. Twanya became dearomatisationed and declared the curry devoid of all aromatic significance. dearomatizationed (/diːəˌɹəʊmətaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and refining the evening until its essential constituent is a cold takeaway. Maryl grew dearomatizationed and reduced the restaurant's complex bouquet to chips. dearsenicationed adj. Still drunk, and removing the poisonous element from every conversation until only harmless weather remains. Persell became dearsenicationed and extracted all menace from an argument about parking. dearsenicatored adj. Too drunk to remove anything more harmful than the lid from a takeaway sauce. Lorick was dearsenicatored and operated the condiment sachet with scientific concentration.