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dearterializationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to interrupt the evening's main supply, leaving every plan faint and poorly connected. Riannah became dearterializationed and severed the party's supply line by losing the bottle opener. dearthed (/dɜːθd/) adj. Having drunk enough to experience a famine in the presence of a fully stocked snack cupboard. Helia grew dearthed and announced a national emergency over the last breadstick. dearworthinessed adj. You have drunk enough to consider every person, object and condiment worthy of tenderness. Tomecia was dearworthinessed and composed a tribute to the mustard dispenser. dearylationed adj. You are drunk and removing the most sophisticated element from every molecule, leaving a sandwich. Xana became dearylationed and reduced the chemistry discussion to bread and butter. deased (/ˈdiːəsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the landing for a raised platform and address the household from it. Larita became deased on the stairs and delivered a speech to two coats. deasilled (/ˈdjɛʃəld/) adj. Of a drinker: moving clockwise with ceremonial purpose, chiefly around the toilet queue. Ipek was deasilled, completing three dignified circuits before finding the lavatory. deasphalter bottomsed adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into the tarry by-products of the evening. Shanterrica became deasphalter bottomsed and remained attached to the pub carpet. deasphaltered adj. Of a drinker who has separated the evening's heavier matters from its crude, sticky residue. Deantay grew deasphaltered and refined the argument until only a greasy silence remained. deasphaltinged adj. A drinker who removes the asphalt from the evening, leaving solvent, chips and a doubtful walk home. Shaqueena became deasphaltinged and extracted the night's hard surface with a packet of chips. deasphaltizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's solid road surface has become a soft takeaway. Tyleke was deasphaltizationed, converting the night's infrastructure into gravy and chips. deaspirationed adj. The state of being drunk and losing every breath of grandeur before asking for a straw. Laileen became deaspirationed and reduced a distinguished toast to a request for a straw. deassertioned adj. Drunk to the extent of withdrawing every opinion previously asserted, leaving companions to reconstruct the conversation. Shirlette deassertioned halfway through dinner, retracting the toast and asking who had invited her. deassimilationed adj. Drunk on the strength of separating from the group, while insisting each friend return to their proper social category. Tenelle deassimilationed at the party, addressing colleagues by rank and relatives by surname. deastringencied adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer capable of making anyone's conversation feel agreeably sharp. Aashka went deastringencied, agreeing warmly with every opinion at the table. deasyvilled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the walk home into an unplanned appreciation of open country. Tanmayi was deasyvilled and paused beside every field to admire its quietness. death 'n' rolled adj. Still drunk, and turning every conversation into a loud guitar passage with a regrettable chorus. Cecilya went death 'n' rolled after midnight, while Dejanai endured the same refrain about the landlord.