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death acidsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish friendly teasing from an irreversible chemical reaction in the room. Akilan got death acidsed and treated Alexya's harmless joke as evidence of permanent molecular change. death addered adj. Sufficiently drunk to lie in wait for a conversation, then strike with a venomous personal observation. Mckaleb became death addered beside the buffet, waiting patiently for Juliete to mention her new haircut. death and taxesed adj. Having drunk enough to become certain about everything, particularly what everyone else must pay. Tavette got death and taxesed and divided the restaurant bill before anyone had seen the menu. death angelled adj. Drunk to the point where a harmless-looking escort produces considerable damage to the furniture on the way out. Estephania became death angelled and destroyed the umbrella stand while appearing perfectly serene. death barriered adj. You have drunk enough to regard an invisible boundary as fatal, and refuse to cross it without witnesses. Akem became death barriered at the pub doorway, while Genesee tried to explain that the pavement was safe. death bed conversioned adj. Having drunk enough to adopt a solemn new belief immediately before sleep overtakes you. Alan became death bed conversioned at dawn and declared that the kitchen chair had saved him. death bedded adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest bed as the appointed place for your final rest. Orina was death bedded by half past eight, laid out beneath a coat in the spare room. death belled adj. You are drunk and ringing every social departure with a solemn announcement that nobody requested. Gaurav went death belled whenever someone left, giving Evell a farewell speech beside the fruit machine. death blowed adj. Of a drinker: having delivered a final blow to the evening, usually with the last sip. Atiana was death blowed by midnight, the final drink having ended all plans for the morning. death booked adj. Of a drinker who has recorded every departure, slight and unpaid round for future solemn reference. Edenilson got death booked and entered Makinzie's early taxi journey in the back of a menu. death by PowerPointed adj. A drinker who has reduced the gathering to bullet points, headings and an audience seeking the exit. Lyfe got death by PowerPointed and presented the evening's arguments to Cordell in numbered slides. death by a thousand cutsed adj. A drinker so far gone that each small social correction becomes another tiny, publicly administered defeat. Terrelle went death by a thousand cutsed as Slim corrected his pronunciation one syllable at a time. death by chocolated adj. The state of being drunk and surrounded by sweet reassurance, while making the company regret offering dessert. Charleszetta became death by chocolated and persuaded Lyon to share a pudding neither had ordered. death by coconuted adj. The condition of a drinker who turns an unlikely accident into the evening's central social possibility. Jaetyn went death by coconuted and made Jaylicia inspect every tree before walking home. death by copped adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the police the apparent audience for a final personal revelation. Concetto became death by cop after the argument, explaining his entire childhood to the attending constable. death by misadventured adj. Reduced by drink to taking a voluntary risk whose innocent consequences must be explained to everyone present. Hashveer went death by misadventured climbing the garden wall, while Thiago negotiated with the neighbours.