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deathcored adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast becomes an extreme musical genre performed by household appliances. Roiann was deathcored at dawn, finding brutal rhythm in the washing machine's spin cycle. deathdated adj. The condition of a drinker who has given the previous evening a definite terminal point. Damesha was deathdated by nine, insisting the party had ended before anyone left it. deathdayed adj. The drunkenness of one who observes yesterday's excess as though commemorating an annual loss. Magdeline was deathdayed by breakfast, marking the occasion with silence and a cold mug. deathed (/diːθd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating each departure as a permanent end to human company. Amillie became deathed when the first guest left, and delivered a eulogy beside the coat stand. deathered adj. Reduced by drink to rationing every remaining movement, including those required to reach water. Kaylle was deathered by dawn, allocating one sip of water to each remaining hour. deathfated adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose morning opinions are both weighty and needlessly final. Haania was deathfated over coffee, issuing grave judgements on the thickness of the toast. deathficked adj. Loosened by drink into a drinker who rewrites the previous evening around an undignified ending. Charles-eric was deathficked by breakfast, supplying three tragic versions of the taxi ride. deathfluencered adj. Emboldened by drink to promote funerary arrangements while the morning is still recovering. Virtue was deathfluencered before coffee, recommending tasteful flowers for the abandoned takeaway. deathfulnessed adj. Slowed by drink to an appearance suggestive of death, though still requesting toast. Sigel was deathfulnessed at breakfast, pale and motionless until the marmalade arrived. deathgrinded adj. Having drunk enough to deliver every opinion as though it were the loudest part of a particularly uncompromising band. Rishan got deathgrinded and reviewed the landlord's music choices from the doorstep. deathgripped adj. Describing a drinker who grips the banister with exceptional firmness, regardless of which way the stairs go. Taysom got deathgripped halfway upstairs and would not release the banister for anyone. deathhawked adj. Having drunk more than the hair can support, and now regarding the resulting silhouette as deliberate. Kish arrived deathhawked, certain the coat rack had admired his profile. deathhoused adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the landing a permanent residence until further notice. Maguerite became deathhoused beside the umbrella stand and guarded the handrail. deathinessed adj. You have drunk enough to make the ordinary room feel solemn, final, and poorly lit. Quantrell became deathinessed and announced that the takeaway menu had closed an era. deathismed adj. You are drunk and calmly explaining why every decision made tonight was both inevitable and welcome. Jabou got deathismed and defended the missing taxi as part of nature's order. deathiversaried adj. Of a drinker: marking the same lost evening annually, despite having only just invented it. Ginelie became deathiversaried and raised a toast to last Tuesday's unfortunate conclusion.