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deathlessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken surviving the round for evidence of personal eternity. Christianjohn got deathlessnessed and volunteered to drive everyone home. deathlinessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become impressively pale while remaining confident about the next round. Avari grew deathlinessed and still insisted the fluorescent lighting was the issue. deathlinged adj. A drinker who behaves as though mortality is a minor administrative detail. Tanita went deathlinged and climbed the garden wall to save three minutes. deathlocked adj. A drinker so far gone that one leg, one chair, and one decision are permanently entangled. Marqus became deathlocked beneath the table and still directed traffic confidently. deathlored adj. The state of being drunk and treating every closing time as an established rite. Kahl got deathlored and gave the emptied glasses a respectful farewell. deathmakinged adj. The condition of a drinker who removes every sensible option and calls the resulting vacancy efficiency. Jacalyn became deathmakinged and cancelled the taxi while standing beside it. deathmarched adj. Drunk enough to advance upstairs in a fixed column of one, with the banister as escort. Tempesst became deathmarched on the stairs, maintaining formation with the wall. deathmasked adj. Drunk beyond the point where the face reports what the rest of the body is doing. Kellea was deathmasked on the landing, while her feet pursued separate arrangements. deathmatched (/ˈdɛθ.mæt͡ʃd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats each casual disagreement as a competition with a decisive winner. Zymiere got deathmatched and challenged the barman over the correct shape of a coaster. deathmatchered adj. Reduced by drink to challenging furniture, strangers, and eventually the concept of losing. Lakiea became deathmatchered and challenged the coat stand to a rematch. deathmongered (/ˈdɛθmʌŋɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into predicting ruin for everyone, while kindly offering to arrange it. Quentavious got deathmongered and described the missing crisps as a national emergency. deathpooled adj. Drunk and quietly recording when each member of the party will disappear into the night. Tomico was deathpooled, keeping a solemn tally of departures beside the till. deathpunked adj. Sharpened by drink into making every minor inconvenience sound like a principled rejection of comfort. Lakita went deathpunked and refused the taxi because its upholstery lacked conviction. deathrated adj. Drunk enough to measure the evening by departures, broken umbrellas and people missing the last train. Thuyvy was deathrated and kept statistics on who had lost a glove. deathrayed adj. Drunk to a degree that concentrates the evening into one dangerous-looking journey home. Shamira was deathrayed and led the group towards the river with impressive certainty. deathrocked adj. Loosened by drink into finding horror in the wallpaper and rebellion in the seating plan. Bardia got deathrocked and described the pub carpet as an underground movement.