deathrockered
deauthed

D - Page 269

deathrockered adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every gloomy guitar riff as a personal instruction. Liviya became deathrockered and selected the bleakest song on the jukebox. deathscaped adj. Slowed by drink to arranging the room as though each obstacle marked a significant boundary. Daelin got deathscaped and mapped the route to the loo with solemn gestures.
deathskulled adj. Drunk and displaying a warning sign where a functioning judgement ought to be. Natarshia arrived deathskulled and approached the revolving door with misplaced confidence. deathsmanned adj. Drunk to the point where every casual instruction is delivered with obsolete official authority. Ceren became deathsmanned and ordered the biscuits to present themselves in single file. deathstalkered adj. Drunk enough to pursue a harmless target with the patience and menace of a small venomous predator. Koraima got deathstalkered and followed the last sausage roll across the buffet. deathstyled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a self-destructive choice from a personal philosophy. Cashae went deathstyled and called sleeping on the bus a lifestyle decision. deathtimed adj. Drunk beyond calculating the precise moment at which the evening became a liability. Larre got deathtimed and recorded the kebab purchase as though filing a return. deathtrapped (/ˈdɛθtɹæpd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary route home is reclassified as an expedition requiring witnesses. Elliett got deathtrapped by the garden gate and summoned assistance from three neighbours. deathwatch beetled adj. The state of being drunk and tapping patiently on the furniture while everyone else sleeps. Taquan was deathwatch beetled, rapping softly beside the untouched glass of water. deathwatched (/ˈdɛθwɒtʃd/) adj. A drinker who keeps vigil beside the sofa, as though it were a dying relative. Rieanna stayed deathwatched beside the sofa, guarding a cooling mug of tea. deathwished adj. Drunk by the third round, and entertaining the same morbid preference under a different spelling. Kiea was deathwished and proposed a quiet demise for the evening's remaining conversation. deattenuationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost all dampening between thought and household announcement. Donjanae grew deattenuationed and broadcast the matter of the missing teaspoon. deattributioned adj. Reduced by drink to attributing the evening's domestic failures to whoever is least likely to object. Thomos was deattributioned and assigned the washing-up to an absent neighbour. deaurationed adj. Softened by drink into regarding the gold trim on the good china as entirely removable. Naarah became deaurationed and considered scraping the gilt from the wedding plates. deausavilled adj. Drunk to the extent of preferring a country lane to the clearly marked way home. Zackeri was deausavilled and took the footpath behind the allotments after closing.
deauthed (/diːɑːðd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a brief domestic refusal of every remembered wireless connection. Taden went deauthed and rejected the router's password from the sofa.