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DPR'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating the interest owed on every favour received during the evening. Tomacita became DPR'd and presented Jennavecia with a detailed account of borrowed cigarettes. DPRAM'd adj. Drunk enough to conduct two separate conversations at once, each with its own access route. Audrey-anne was DPRAM'd, answering Rohit while explaining the menu to a coat. DPS'd adj. Loosened by drink into dealing out small quantities of trouble every second. Evaney was DPS'd, applying steady damage to the crisps, the banter and one unfortunate lampshade. DPST'd adj. The drunkenness of one who can switch between two positions but cannot make either one stay. Merald was DPST'd, alternating between leaving and ordering another half until both became simultaneous. DPT vaccined adj. Drunk to the point where balance, speech, and the knees have all developed separate symptoms. Oluwanifemi got DPT vaccined and delivered the toast in three incompatible rhythms. DPT'd adj. Slowed by drink to taking the journey home in careful, separately negotiated movements. Aldahir was DPT'd by closing time, completing the pavement in measured stages. DPV'd adj. Too drunk to steer a personal submarine without mistaking the carpet for open water. Serious went DPV'd and attempted to pilot the carpet towards the bar. DPhilled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a doctorate's confidence and a thesis's length of explanation. Elyjiah got DPhilled and defended the buffet arrangement at considerable length. DPied adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes built for racing but negotiates the landing at walking pace. Callaway was DPied, making a racing start towards water and stopping beside the sofa. DQ'd (/ˌdiː ˈkjuːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn a declined round into a personal betrayal requiring witnesses. Montoria got DQ'd when the next round passed her by. DR'd adj. Having drunk enough to require recovery procedures by the following morning. Tavarus was DR'd, with water and toast forming the initial recovery package. DRA'd adj. Reduced by drink to a hazard zone into which no sensible person should permit further movement. Josilyn was DRA'd at the staircase, and the family declared the upper floor closed. DRAGN'd adj. Of a drinker: accompanied by two persistent radio sources, namely the ears demanding another round. Siwar was DRAGN'd, broadcasting steadily from either side of the bar. DRAM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a round that requires regular refreshment to retain its contents. Pietro was DRAM'd and returned to the bar whenever his conversation began to evaporate. DRC'd (/diːɑːˈsiːd/) adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to perform a design-rule check on the bar staff's arrangement of bottles. Braddock was DRC'd and found the optics of the gantry non-compliant. DRCPSC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and still awarding imaginary qualifications to the people at the next table. Munirah was DRCPSC'd and examined Texana's pronunciation of every medical term.