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DRCS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the standard character set has been replaced for private purposes. Irrum was DRCS'd and communicated chiefly in invented symbols on the beer mat. DRDRAM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of retrieving old decisions rapidly, repeatedly, and without checking their relevance. Dwyne became DRDRAM'd and recovered every abandoned plan from the evening's conversational storage. DRE'd adj. Emboldened by drink to offer a finger-based examination of matters that plainly did not require one. Cordell got DRE'd and diagnosed the sofa's internal condition by poking it repeatedly. DREAMered adj. Drunk enough to qualify for an easier route home, but unable to navigate the existing one. Larrey became DREAMered and applied for relief at the bottom of the staircase. DRESS'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where facial flushing, clamminess and general symptoms can be separately attributed. Abby-leigh was DRESS'd, displaying symptoms the landlord wisely treated with water and a chair. DRF'd adj. Drunk past the point of filling in a form, though every blank receives a confident mark. Siddarth was DRF'd and submitted the drinks list as a development request. DRI'd adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which last night's promises no longer preserve their references. Aniyah-rose woke DRI'd, unable to connect yesterday's assurances with today's evidence. DRIP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a programme for turning each modest return into another purchase. Itzabelle became DRIP'd and reinvested every coin found in the sofa in immediate refreshment. DRL'd adj. Describing a drinker who remains conspicuously illuminated after everyone else has gone home. Samirra got DRL'd and kept Jerrolyn informed of her position from every doorway. DRM'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can authorise, and now refusing the sofa without a password. Georgetta sat beside the unoccupied sofa, thoroughly DRM'd, denying everyone access to the cushions. DRN'd adj. Drunk and repeatedly returning to the same quiet, improbable point in the conversation. Kentoria got DRN'd and explained the staircase theory to everyone twice. DRO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has travelled backwards through the evening and reached the pub again in spirit. Huriyah was DRO'd, describing the taxi ride home before ordering the drink that preceded it. DRP'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening's recovery plan had allowed for. Deeyan was DRP'd, and the proposed recovery plan required a revision before breakfast. DRR'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every minor mishap as a risk requiring immediate reduction. Camauri went DRR'd and made Miamore move three glasses away from the table's dangerous edge. DRV'd adj. Drunk to the point where every new round is treated as an inhibitor of consequences. Ramanjit was DRV'd and accepted the last round as a treatment rather than a decision. DRaaS'd adj. Reduced by drink to requiring disaster recovery as a service from everyone who came out with you. Ahsha became DRaaS'd and Darrek spent the taxi journey restoring her lost handbag, phone and dignity.