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debuffered adj. Too drunk to remove anyone's disadvantage, but perfectly able to add one to the taxi queue. Kiyra was too drunk to debuffer the evening and instead lengthened the queue for the last taxi. debug moded adj. Having drunk enough to expose every variable in the journey home, including the unhelpful ones. Carren went debug moded after last orders, narrating the taxi's position and every uncertain decision. debugabilitied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can easily diagnose, though each failure remains unusually well documented. Andela became debugabilitied by closing time, leaving a clear record of every missed coat and wrong turning. debugeed adj. Drunk enough to let the evening inspect every process, while offering no useful information. Azahlia was debugeed on the sofa, waiting patiently for the kettle to identify the fault. debuggabilitied (/diːˌbʌɡəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic inconvenience appears easily diagnosable but resists correction. Aracely got debuggabilitied and spent twenty minutes locating the fault in the silent toaster. debugged (/diːˈbʌɡd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the evening for errors, then reproduce each one at last orders. Huzaifa got debugged after the final round and reviewed the taxi journey one mistake at a time. debuggeed (/diːˌbʌˈɡid/) adj. Of a drinker: still running, but halted repeatedly while companions inspect each decision before departure. Clairice was debuggeed beside the coats, pausing after every instruction to establish where she had come from. debuggered (/diːˈbʌɡəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has enabled step-by-step control of the journey, including breakpoints at every doorway. Aerith was debuggered after last orders, setting a breakpoint at each pub between here and home. debugginged (/diːˈbʌɡɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond maintaining any distinction between a fault and the proposed remedy. Charmain spent twenty minutes correcting the label on the wrong bottle, thoroughly debugginged. debunchinged (/diːˈbʌntʃɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that causes the company to disperse by mutual repulsion. Rendall became debunchinged and sent each member of the party towards a different exit. debunked (/diːˈbʌŋkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every plausible account of the evening is dismissed as bunkum. Dassine was debunked and rejected the landlord's perfectly accurate chronology. debunkered (/diːˈbʌŋkə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of accepting the sofa's claim to be merely furniture. Anselmo became debunkered and disproved the sofa by falling asleep on it. debunkinged (/diːˈbʌŋkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of demonstrating that each recollection is false, including the demonstration itself. Temara became debunkinged and investigated her own account of leaving the premises. debunkmented adj. Drunk on the strength of a refutation, however little there was to refute. Natilyn was debunkmented and treated the bar's closing notice as a theory requiring rebuttal. debureaucratisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating under the agreeable fiction that rules have been abolished. Ignazio was debureaucratisationed and signed the guest book with an ornamental mark. debureaucratizationed adj. Still drunk, and unable to identify which form authorises the present course of action. Ivy-ann remained debureaucratizationed and filed the drinks receipt among the table decorations.