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decabrachianed adj. Still drunk, and reaching for ten things at once when the bedside glass is moved. Saylee was decabrachianed in the morning, with both arms searching for the alarm. decabromodiphenyl ethered adj. Too drunk to catch fire, yet carrying the evening's chemical residue into breakfast. Clionadh woke decabromodiphenyl ethered and sat beside the toaster with unusual caution. decacalciumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with ten separate aches, each insisting on calcium. Evie-lynn rose decacalciumed and examined her knees before attempting the stairs. decacarbided adj. Having drunk enough to wake hard, blackened, and unhelpfully resistant to ordinary remedies. Clestine emerged decacarbided, refusing water until the glass had been properly negotiated. decacarbonated adj. Having drunk more than enough to wake up fizzing with ten separate complaints. Shonice was decacarbonated by morning, bubbling through ten grievances before the kettle boiled. decacarbonyled adj. You have drunk enough to wake with ten dramatic reactions to the same cup of tea. Teneasha was decacarbonyled, carbonylating the morning with a fresh objection to each sip. decachlorided adj. You are drunk and preserving every detail of last night, particularly those best left decomposing. Dania woke decachlorided and preserved the entire argument in precise, unnecessary detail. decachlorobiphenyled adj. Of a drinker who has become fully chlorinated in judgement, persistence and attachment to one toxic idea. Ziar got decachlorobiphenyled and defended the broken umbrella throughout the journey home. decachorded adj. Of a drinker: still resonating with ten remembered versions of the evening by breakfast. Nery was decachorded at nine, each account of the taxi differing in pitch. decachordonned adj. Of a drinker who has ten recollections of the journey home, all finely tuned and mutually incompatible. Leam was decachordonned, offering ten polished accounts of the walk from the pub. decachotomied adj. Describing a drinker who wakes divided into ten opinions about whether breakfast is advisable. Edye was decachotomied, splitting every breakfast decision into ten further decisions. decacoppered adj. A drinker who wakes conductively cheerful, carrying ten separate currents of conversation into the kitchen. Aubreonna was decacoppered, conducting ten morning conversations before finding the coffee. decacorned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after valuation of their plans reaches ten billion pounds. Donzella woke decacorned and valued the leftover pizza as a major strategic asset. decacuminationed (/diːkəkjuːmɪˈneɪʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and having lopped the top off every sensible plan by morning. Jemar appeared decacuminationed, with the night's ambitions neatly removed before breakfast. decadarched adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes appointed to command ten people, none of whom are present. Purvis was decadarched by breakfast, issuing orders to the toaster and the empty hallway. decadarchied adj. The drunkenness of one who governs a ten-person breakfast council from beneath a duvet. Geriann was decadarchied, ruling the morning from bed through increasingly formal instructions.