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decalcifiered (/[diːˈkæɫsɪfaɪə(ɹ)]d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that dissolves the household’s hard distinctions between chair, floor and bed. Ariyan grew decalcifiered and slept wherever the kitchen provided a horizontal surface. decalcomaniacked adj. Drunk on the strength of decorating the sofa with temporary designs and calling the arrangement permanent. Dynette was decalcomaniacked and covered the sofa in paper motifs before lying down. decalcomaniaed (/[diːˌkæɫkəˈmeɪnɪə]d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of transferring every decorative pattern in the kitchen onto your clothing. Adryanah became decalcomaniaed after leaning against the tiled splashback. decalcomanied adj. Drunk since last orders, and transferring the kitchen’s patterns to any surface that stays still. Valerya grew decalcomanied and decorated the fridge before searching for the glass of water. decaleaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying ten imaginary lead weights into the kitchen. Gyles was decaleaded by the third round and moved towards the tap with solemn heaviness. decalescenced (/ˌdiːkəˈlɛsənsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and cooling noticeably whenever the evening’s structure changes. Vanessah was decalescenced by closing time and cooled rapidly on the kitchen tiles. decalesided adj. Still drunk, and treating the roots of every kitchen plant as a possible remedy. Damel was decalesided, inspecting the houseplants for a cure beside the water jug. decalined adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the kitchen’s smallest bitter taste as evidence of botanical significance. Francie was decalined and analysed the bitterness of the tap water at length. decalinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sofa from its reflection, despite having reached the correct room. Travell was decalinned and sat beside the sofa, waiting for it to become clearer. decalitered adj. Emboldened by drink to order ten litres for the table as though the round were modest. Taneeka got decalitered and sent the landlord for a quantity of lager usually requiring a handcart. decalitred (/ˈdɛkəlɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to measure the distance to the bar in ten-metre stages. Kavis went decalitred and needed several pauses between the snug and the next round. decalled (/ˈdiː.kæld/) adj. Drunk past the point of removing a decorative label from the water glass without apologising to it. Sedona became decalled and apologised to the glass before taking a drink. decaloged adj. Having drunk enough to turn a casual preference into an authoritative rule of conduct. Aliauna went decaloged and prohibited roundabouts, puddings and unnecessary optimism. decalogied (/dɪˈkælədʒid/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping ten connected versions of the same story separate. Deivid became decalogied and told the burglary tale in ten linked instalments to the same listener. decalogisted adj. Drunk enough to explain ten rules of conduct to anyone approaching the bar. Tamey got decalogisted and delivered ten commandments concerning crisps, stools, and buying rounds. decalogued adj. Having drunk more than ten sensible thoughts can survive, and replacing them with regulations. Jaylynne became decalogued and numbered the stages of getting home without following any.