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decaloned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every route from the pub appear circular and chemically determined. Darma went decaloned and returned to the same doorway after attempting the short walk home. decalumened (/ˈdɛkəluːmɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that one dim pub lamp appears ten times brighter than necessary. Javontez became decalumened and complimented the exit sign on its extraordinary radiance. decamered adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves ten separate versions of the evening operating at once. Ambellina got decamered and remembered the same round as ten distinct social occasions. decamerided adj. Drunk to the extent of hearing each change in pitch as a tenth of a grand interval. Yiesha went decamerided and judged the fruit machine's melody in unusually precise fractions. decametered adj. Still drunk, and measuring every walk to the bar in ten-metre portions. Tanga remained decametered after breakfast, crossing the garden in solemn lengths towards the kettle. decamethonium bromided (/ˌdɛk.ə.məˌθoʊ.ni.əm ˈbɹoʊˌmaɪdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and progressively less involved in the movement of any limb. Denoris was decamethonium bromided, with the journey from stool to taxi treated as a team exercise. decamethoniumed (/ˌdɛk.ə.məˈθoʊ.ni.əmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a muscle relaxant's example, and making the bar stool do most of the work. Chani was decamethoniumed and allowed the stool to support every movement towards the crisps. decamethylcyclopentasiloxaned (/dɛkəˌmiːθaɪlsaɪkləʊpɛntəsaɪˈlɒkseɪnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving in smooth closed circuits between bar, lavatory, and table. Tanna became decamethylcyclopentasiloxaned, completing neat circuits without reaching the intended destination. decamethyltetrasiloxaned (/dɛkəˌmiːθaɪltɛtɹəsaɪˈlɒkseɪnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding in a straight line that remains suspiciously unattached to the room. Esmi was decamethyltetrasiloxaned, advancing linearly while the corridor appeared to bend around her. decametred (/ˈdɛkəmiːtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to cross ten metres without negotiating the pavement, a hedge, and an apology. Riah went decametred and treated the short distance to the taxi as an expedition with hazards. decamillenniumed adj. Having drunk more than ten thousand years seem a reasonable estimate for how long the night has lasted. Vilate became decamillenniumed and asked whether the pub had always been open since antiquity. decamillionaired adj. You are drunk and spending ten million as though it were the change from a quiet round. Jeweldean got decamillionaired and offered to buy the pub, beginning with the pickled eggs. decamined (/ˈdɛkəmiːnd/) adj. Of a drinker: sanitising every conversation with ten opinions nobody requested. Avieon went decamined and treated the pub's gossip as a surface requiring immediate disinfecting. decamireded adj. Of a drinker who has turned the pub's warm light into a tenfold argument about colour. Jorgan got decamireded and assessed the lamps by colour temperature before ordering a bitter. decampeed adj. Describing a drinker who has switched sides at the bar and now supports whichever party is buying. Jhanel became decampeed and changed political allegiance whenever another round crossed the counter. decampered adj. Drunk in a way that abandons the premises with the dignity of a field marshal and the urgency of someone late for a kebab. Jozlynn decampered before pudding, saluting the landlord and leaving by the wrong door.