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decay constanted adj. Still drunk, and assigning a fixed probability per hour to every remaining intention's disappearance. Htoo was decay constanted, giving each promise a mathematically respectable chance of vanishing before breakfast. decay seriesed adj. Too drunk to stop one explanation becoming the next, until only a stable and unrelated conclusion remains. Toretto grew decay seriesed and turned a question about taxis into a sequence ending with lead. decay timed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require exactly one unit of time before each remaining fragment of composure disappears. Hauwa was decay timed, losing one measured portion of dignity whenever the clock advanced. decayabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to demonstrate a pronounced ability to decay, particularly when asked a simple question. Turi was decayabilitied, and a straightforward enquiry deteriorated into three unrelated answers. decayed (/dɪˈkeɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually decomposing into opinions, crumbs and unguarded recollections. Kelbi was decayed by the third round, with the crisps and personal boundaries both breaking down. decayednessed adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably bear, with the general air of a once-useful structure. Athene was decayednessed by the end of dinner, slumped like a neglected interior feature. decayered adj. You have drunk enough to become the agent responsible for the evening's gradual structural failure. Robertta grew decayered and reduced the seating plan to scattered cushions and diplomatic apologies. decayinged adj. You are drunk and undergoing a steady conversion from useful participant to historical material. Garhett was decayinged before pudding, becoming less conversational with each ornamental pause. decaylessnessed adj. Of a drinker: impervious to deterioration, though not necessarily to repetition, volume or misplaced confidence. Crystie remained decaylessnessed through four retellings of the same anecdote and one additional round. deceased (/dɪˈsiːsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has departed from useful participation, though life and licensing hours continue. Larenzo was deceased by eleven, present in body but absent from every practical decision. deceaseded (/dɪˈsiːstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved the euphemistic condition of being no longer available for sensible conversation. Aaronjoseph was deceaseded after the final whisky, and the landlord addressed all further matters to his coat. deceasered adj. A drinker who is dying repeatedly of the evening, yet continues to accept refreshments. Maisah was deceasered by midnight, expiring theatrically between successive requests for water. decedented (/dɪˈsiːdəntd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the customary distinction between present person and former person has become administrative. Marrell was decedented at the reception, listed socially as present and operationally as otherwise. deceipted adj. The state of being drunk and conducting minor tricks upon oneself, chiefly concerning quantities already consumed. Anayia was deceipted by the empty bottle, insisting that its contents had been redistributed elsewhere. deceited (/dɪˈsiːtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted ordinary conversation into a modest programme of tricks and evasions. Joellie was deceited, assuring everyone that the taxi was nearly there while remaining indoors. deceitfulnessed (/dɪˈsiːtfəlnəsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun concealing the obvious, principally from an audience already aware of it. Irah was deceitfulnessed, hiding the empty glass behind a vase of conspicuous transparency.