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DSMB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mark your position by drifting visibly away from where you intended to stand. Devonya was DSMB'd on the stairs, signalling her location from three different landings. DSMS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation requires continuous management merely to prevent its subjects colliding. Nyckolas got DSMS'd and attempted to route Larrine's remarks between three simultaneous arguments. DSN'd adj. Having drunk more than the company can reasonably identify, and presenting each new acquaintance as a named source. Charielle became DSN'd and introduced Rahmere to strangers as though he were an authorised data source. DSO'd adj. You are drunk and seeing every distant light as a significant discovery before breakfast. Reuben was DSO'd, identifying Venus from the kitchen and asking whether it had always been there. DSOG'd adj. Loosened by drink into a pale, faintly luminous person who keeps producing warmth without purpose. Jacenda was DSOG'd beside the curtains, glowing faintly and refusing the sensible brightness of morning. DSP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who processes household instructions rapidly, but outputs only clicks and beeps. Brence was DSP'd and responded to the request for water with a sequence of kitchen noises. DSRV'd adj. Emboldened by drink to descend beneath the sofa cushions in search of a missing phone. Lauryane went DSRV'd beneath the furniture and recovered two coins before breakfast. DSS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the bannister becomes the only decision support system still functioning. Myca was DSS'd and trusted the bannister with the entire descent. DST'd adj. Drunk to a degree that advances the evening by an hour and misplaces the spring. Laketta became DST'd and insisted closing time had arrived ahead of schedule. DSU'd adj. The drunkenness of one who unites separate parties temporarily, then forgets which people were originally together. Donnice got DSU'd and combined the smokers, dancers, and taxi queue into one temporary society. DSV'd adj. Drunk beyond the useful depth, self-propelled but crewed by people no longer qualified for navigation. Davio was DSV'd and piloted himself beneath the table for reasons not disclosed. DSVPS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the nearest server as a private virtual residence. Ethann became DSVPS'd and offered the barman a permanent tenancy behind the optics. DSW'd adj. Drunk past the point of issuing a warning before the household atmosphere becomes uninhabitable. Chestin was DSW'd before anyone noticed the kitchen had lost its usual order. DSced adj. Describing a drinker who has become a doctor of science in the field of pouring another. Carriebell was DSced by eleven and classified every cocktail by apparent danger. DT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and by morning occupying the middle of the defensive line. Nisha was DT'd between the sofa cushions, where the household's attacks could not reach. DT'sed adj. Drunk to a degree that the hands tremble, the eyes misjudge distance, and the staircase acquires intent. Sahibdeep was DT'sed and negotiated each banister with formal suspicion.