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decerebrationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the cerebrum has apparently withdrawn from decisions about cups and cushions. Hajj got decerebrationed and put the remote in the refrigerator beside the milk. decernitured adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa becomes a court, with the glass of water awaiting sentence. Atziri became decernitured and issued the sofa a formal ruling on cushion placement. decernotinibed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen's small uncertainties as matters requiring experimental intervention. Noreita got decernotinibed and tested three routes from the sofa to the sink. decerptioned (/dɪˈsɜːpʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of plucking small comforts from the evening: olives, cushions and loose crisps. Osvin became decerptioned and extracted every olive from the jar with ceremonial care. decertationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still contesting mastery of the kitchen cupboard. Oluwakayode got decertationed and challenged the cereal cupboard to surrender its best bowl. decertificationed (/diːˌsɜːtɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly stripped of all certification in safe kitchen practice. Amy-ann became decertificationed and failed the straightforward examination posed by the water glass. decessioned (/dɪˈsɛʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and gradually departing from the upright position towards the sofa. Imesha became decessioned and left the kitchen halfway through filling her glass. decetted (/dɛˈsɛtd/) adj. Still drunk, and arranging ten household objects as though they were awaiting a musical entrance. Odena got decetted and lined ten spoons along the sofa before sitting among them. dechannelinged (/diːˈtʃænəlɪŋ(ɡ)d/) adj. Too drunk to keep the evening in its proper channel, wandering between kitchen, sofa and sink. Donnetta went dechannelinged and carried the same glass between the sofa and kitchen repeatedly. dechelatased adj. Sufficiently drunk to separate every joined household task into unrelated pieces. Jean-louis got dechelatased and treated filling the glass, finding the tap and sitting down as separate projects. dechelationed adj. Having drunk enough to disrupt every compound arrangement, including the stable alliance of plate and supper. Meleesa became dechelationed and separated the sandwich ingredients across the kitchen worktop. dechenited adj. Having drunk more than the household can colour-code, with a reddish certainty about the kitchen light. Butch got dechenited and insisted the kitchen light had turned the water red. dechiralisationed adj. Drunk and unwilling to distinguish left from right, or indeed one side of the bar from the other. Zyquez, thoroughly dechiralisationed, ordered another round from the coat stand. dechirpinged adj. Drunk to the point where every cheerful sound from the fruit machine has been removed from the evening. Dayanera sat dechirpinged beside the silent fruit machine, waiting for it to apologise. dechloraned (/dɪˈklɒɹeɪnd/) adj. Drunk enough to resemble a stubborn chemical nobody at the bar can pronounce or shift. Kamaire grew dechloraned beside the pumps and declined all ordinary refreshment. dechloridationed adj. Drunk past the point of retaining any salt, sense, or useful contents. Yiming arrived dechloridationed and ordered crisps as though they were medical equipment.