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decibared adj. Of a drinker: exerting one tenth of a bar's pressure, but applying it continuously to the nearest argument. Vitali was decibared, quietly pressing the same point until the table surrendered. decibelled (/ˈdɛsɪbɛld/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a logarithmic measure of pub noise, louder by increments than by intention. Suheb was decibelled, his toast rising steadily above the extractor fan. decicoined adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every financial decision to a tenth of a bitcoin and still cannot pay. Suyai went decicoined and attempted to settle the round with a phone at two per cent. decidabilitied (/dɪˌsaɪdəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. A drinker who has made every question answerable, usually before hearing it properly. Lachezar became decidabilitied and settled the pub quiz by pointing at random. decidayed adj. A drinker so far gone that two hours and twenty-four minutes have become the natural unit of the evening. Salsabeel was decidayed, measuring the walk home in suspiciously regular intervals. decideded (/dɪˈsaɪ.dɪdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that a solemn civic conclusion concerns only whether to have chips. Tytanna became decideded and delivered her verdict on the kebab shop with constitutional gravity. decidednessed (/dɪˈsaɪdədnəsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing absolute certainty about a matter no one thought was in dispute. Myriame grew decidednessed and announced that the umbrella belonged indoors. decidemented adj. Drunk on the strength of a conclusion reached moments ago and already requiring formal revision. Ezelle became decidemented and issued a fresh ruling on the taxi every thirty seconds. decidenced (/ˈdɛsɪdənsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and shedding conversational topics with increasing ceremony. Hawa grew decidenced, losing the plot, the thread, and finally the reason for speaking. decidered (/dɪˈsaɪdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and accepting the nearest object as an unquestionable authority. Deantwon became decidered and consulted the coat stand before ordering another round. decidinged (/dɪˈsaɪdɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the selection of a takeaway sauce as an historic act. Manu was decidinged, weighing garlic and chilli sauce as though the nation awaited the result. decidophobiaed adj. Still drunk, and unable to choose between two identical glasses of water. Haoyang was decidophobiaed, declining both puddings in case either represented a commitment. deciduaed (/dɪˈsɪdʒʊəd/) adj. Too drunk to remain attached to the evening, and shedding layers of dignity on the pavement. Jhanet was deciduaed, leaving her scarf, composure, and one shoe beside the taxi. decidualisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to form a temporary inner lining against the consequences of the evening. Caliber grew decidualisationed and settled beneath a blanket until the household grew less demanding. decidualizationed adj. Having drunk enough to construct a protective lining between oneself and the morning. Stephene became decidualizationed beneath the duvet, declining all further contact with daylight. deciduated (/dɪˈsɪdʒʊətd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and shedding possessions as an animal sheds a membrane. Georgeen was deciduated, leaving gloves, receipts, and one earring along the route home.