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decircularizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey from sofa to kitchen proceeds in a straight line, eventually. Arlis became decircularizationed and took the direct route to the glass by the sink. deciseconded (/ˈdɛsɪˌsɛkəndd/) adj. Reduced by drink to count time in tenths, though not to walk in them. Jj was deciseconded, reaching the stairs in ten carefully measured intervals. decisered adj. Softened by drink into interpreting every landing as a ruling on whether the stairs continue. Jayion became decisered and delivered a considered verdict on the bottom stair. decision fatigued adj. Loosened by drink into treating every small movement as a fresh choice requiring committee discussion. Ladaesha was decision fatigued and spent five minutes deciding which foot came next. decision heighted adj. Emboldened by drink to decide at the top of the stairs that gravity was negotiable. Arren became decision heighted and attempted the staircase with unusual confidence. decision makered adj. Describing a drinker who appoints the nearest staircase as the evening’s most important matter. Cariah, decision makered, selected the back stairs with grave administrative confidence. decision makinged adj. Slowed by drink to deliberate visibly before each syllable, footfall, and change of direction. Modou was decision makinged, pausing between every word and every stair. decision marketed adj. Drunk enough to offer predictions on whether you will reach the stairs, while demonstrating the odds poorly. Aquarius was decision marketed, accepting bets before attempting the first stair. decision problemed adj. Drunk past the point of finding a yes-or-no answer to the question of standing upright. Tanyja was decision problemed, unable to resolve whether the stairs were ascending. decision roomed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordination, requiring a quiet chamber before attempting any further movement. Naiem was decision roomed and escorted from the stairs to a quieter room. decision scienced adj. Drunk in a way that combines probability, economics, and poor judgement when selecting a footfall. Loribeth was decision scienced, calculating the expected value of the next stair aloud. decision streamed adj. Drunk, with the result that one movement branches into several possible directions before reaching the floor. Amelia-lilly was decision streamed, taking a branching route from the bar to the stairs. decision theologied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one solemn choice at the stairs as decisive for salvation. Cepeda was decision theologied and prayed before selecting the lower flight. decision theoried adj. Drunk on the strength of a model in which every possible footfall has a probability and none is sensible. Algirdas was decision theoried, assigning probabilities to each stair before sitting down. decision treed adj. Drunk since last orders, and branching at every landing into several equally unwise routes. Jacop was decision treed, creating three routes from the bar and taking the least direct. decision-makered adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself responsible for the stairs, without acquiring the necessary authority. Dushane was decision-makered and directed everyone else safely towards the wrong staircase.