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declinatored adj. Drunk and measuring the angle of every surface before choosing the least suitable one to lean against. Moniyah got declinatored and inspected the bar top before attempting to sit down. declinatoried (/dɪˈklɪnətɹid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every invitation is refused with antique authority. Amal became declinatoried and rejected the taxi as though addressing a medieval court.
declinatory pleaed adj. Drunk enough to claim sanctuary from the consequences of a decision made moments earlier. Liam-jay got declinatory pleaed and sought sanctuary behind the coat stand. declinatured (/dɪˈklɪnətʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of refusing anything directly, preferring elaborate grounds for doing so. Yejun became declinatured and produced a full argument against accepting the spare room. declined (/dɪˈklaɪnd/) adj. Drunk beyond downward movement, and continuing confidently in the same direction. Nikisha got declined and treated the cellar stairs as a promising shortcut. declinered (/dɪˈklaɪnə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes refusal seem like leadership rather than a missed opportunity. Jamicheal became declinered and rejected the sensible plan as insufficiently memorable. declininged (/dɪˈklaɪnɪŋd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that each proposed improvement worsens the immediate situation. Viann got declininged and improved the route home by removing all familiar landmarks. declinismed (/dɪˈklaɪnɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every minor inconvenience confirms the complete failure of civilisation. Carlis got declinismed and cited the empty crisp bowl as proof of national decline. declinisted (/dɪˈklaɪnɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of finding historical evidence for decline in every sensible suggestion. Akshay became declinisted and described the taxi queue as proof that standards were vanishing. declinometered (/ˌdɛklɪˈnɒmətə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an invented reading showing that every route leads gradually downhill. Carlecia got declinometered and measured the corridor before rejecting it as magnetically unsuitable. declippinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and reconstructing every clipped remark into a more confident one. Nashyia got declippinged and restored the missing parts of an argument nobody had made. declivitied (/dɪˈklɪvɪtid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every downward slope as a route to greater authority. Searah became declivitied and marched down the hill to settle a dispute uphill. decloakered adj. Drunk by closing time, and revealing plans that were better concealed. Jocylin got decloakered and announced the surprise arrangement before anyone had arrived. decloggered adj. Softened by drink into treating the blocked kitchen sink as a solvable domestic emergency. Lynlee became decloggered and spent twenty minutes negotiating with the sink in her slippers. decloxizined adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every crumb beneath the sofa, but not retrieving any. Keyonnia grew decloxizined and inspected the carpet with the concentration of a surveyor.
declusteringed (/diːˈklʌstəɹɪŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into scattering cushions, socks and charging cables across the sitting room. Faaris left the sitting room declusteringed, with each cushion pursuing an independent arrangement.