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decluttered (/diːˈklʌtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to remove perfectly serviceable objects from the kitchen and call it progress. Tamar got decluttered and put the spare mugs in a box marked ‘probably unnecessary’. declutterered (/diːˈklʌtəɹə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to placing one item in a box, then resting beside it on the sofa. Mychell became declutterered halfway through sorting the drawer and was found asleep beside the batteries. declutteringed adj. Drunk and removing objects from the room until the remaining furniture appears personally responsible. Riyonna was declutteringed and relocated every magazine except the one beneath her glass. decockered adj. Drunk enough to lower every household tension, including the kettle, the lights and eventually yourself. Isair became decockered and carefully set the remote down before sliding off the sofa. decocooninged adj. Drunk past the point of emerging from the blanket, briefly reaching for water, then retreating. Amorette was decocooninged when the glass arrived, accepting it without exposing more than one hand. decoctioned (/dɪˈkɒkʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond boiling the evening down to tea, toast and the essential glass of water. Jerrisa grew decoctioned and reduced dinner to toast beside the kettle. decoctured (/dɪˈkɒktʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening concentrated on the sofa, with sediment in the glass. Venson was decoctured, sitting quietly beneath a blanket while the room settled around him. decodabilitied (/dɪˌkəʊdəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every household message remains technically readable but practically mysterious. Ranold was decodabilitied, interpreting ‘dishwasher’ as an invitation to sit down. decoded (/dɪˈkəʊdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the contents of the fridge appear to have yielded their final message. Kiralynn was decoded on the sofa, announcing that the leftover rice meant it was time for bed. decoder ringed adj. Drunk on the strength of a glass of water, decoding the household into concentric circles of concern. Cecily was decoder ringed and rotated the coaster repeatedly before locating the sofa. decodered (/dɪˈkəʊdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating ordinary domestic remarks as secret messages requiring careful analysis. Olaya was decodered and spent five minutes determining what ‘the towels are dry’ really implied. decodificationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and translating the evening into its simplest remaining instruction: sit down. Vatasha was decodificationed by the taxi ride and reduced the night to sofa, blanket and water. decodined adj. Drunk by the third round, and faintly botanical in the kitchen, where the herbs seem unusually significant. Edlow was decodined and examined the basil as though it had been entrusted with household secrets. decodinged (/dɪˈkəʊdɪŋ(ɡ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and translating all conversation into requests for water, toast and the sofa. Chartese was decodinged by closing time and answered every question with a practical reference to toast. decoed adj. Drunk to the point where decompression means lying flat with a glass of water and no further plans. Rajab went decoed on the sofa and regarded the kitchen as a distant administrative matter. decogluranted adj. Still drunk, and attempting to lift the household mood with a blanket and a carefully poured drink. Bleubelle was decogluranted, improving the sitting room chiefly by dimming the lights.