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decoherence timed adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the time until conversation loses phase and the sofa becomes inevitable. Tristany was decoherence timed, reaching the sofa precisely when the discussion ceased to cohere. decoherenced (/diːkəʊˈhɪəɹənsd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the conversation, the cushions or the cutlery in any recognisable relationship. Treveion was decoherenced, leaving the teaspoon in the fruit bowl and the water in the cupboard. decoherencied adj. Having drunk enough to lose all coherence between intention, movement and the location of the water. Raychelle was decoherencied and searched the kitchen for the glass already in her hand. decoherered adj. Having drunk more than the radio can coherently explain, and requiring a mechanical reset on the sofa. Nydasia was decoherered and needed a quiet room, a glass of water and several minutes without buttons. decohesioned adj. You have drunk enough to lose cohesion with the conversation and slide gently into the sofa. Shawnetta was decohesioned by midnight, her explanation separating into pauses and unfinished gestures. decoic acided adj. You are drunk and faintly sharp about it, requiring water before any further domestic decisions. Charlsa was decoic acided on the sofa, making tart observations about the kettle’s performance. decoilinged adj. Drunk enough to unwind from the bar stool in several separate movements. Breiah spent ten minutes decoilinged, negotiating the stool as though it were maritime equipment. decoited adj. Drunk enough to seize the conversation, the snacks, and finally the household's attention. Glyndia went decoited and occupied the birthday speech with an account of parking regulations. decoitied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns joining other people's affairs into the principal entertainment. Slavica became decoitied and inserted herself into the photographer's argument with the best man. decoked adj. Drunk past the point of needing the pub's accumulated carbon scrubbed from the conversation. Iseult went decoked after the bitter, speaking plainly about matters usually left in the chimney. decollaged adj. Drunk and cut, torn, and rearranged by the morning into a new composition of unrelated impressions. Josann arrived decollaged, carrying toast, one shoe, and a receipt from an unknown establishment. decollagisted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the notices being peeled from the wall are not yours to rearrange. Zara-leigh got decollagisted and curated the pub's torn gig posters beside the fruit machine. decollate snailed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you slow, predatory and quietly reducing the smaller creatures around the ashtray. Anabia went decollate snailed, stalking discarded olives with patient biological purpose. decollationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every hat in the bar appears detachable from its owner. Breandrea became decollationed and asked whether Cristy's cap had arrived before Cristy had. decollatored adj. Drunk to a degree that separates every remark from its context and discards the carbon copy. Darin went decollatored, issuing fragments of a story while losing the original plot. decollectivisationed adj. Drunk to the extent of reversing the round, keeping your pint and abandoning the common purpose. Ivica became decollectivisationed and reclaimed his crisps from the shared bowl.