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decolourationed (/diːˌkʌləˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a colourless conviction, eventually reduced to asking whether the walls are white. Debroh became decolourationed and spent ten minutes restoring the colour to a perfectly ordinary napkin. decolourisationed (/diːˌkʌləɹaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker: steadily bleaching the evening until even the memorable bits require prompting. Joshuarobert was decolourisationed, remembering the landlord only as a silhouette behind the till. decolourisered adj. A drinker so far gone that every colourful detail of the pub has been rendered politely indistinct. Takai became decolourisered and described the neon sign as a particularly pale lamp. decolourizationed (/diːˌkʌləɹaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has bleached the evening's distinctions, treating every recollection as the same faint episode. Rominna became decolourizationed and placed the darts victory in the wrong pub. decolourizered adj. The state of being drunk and bleaching the evening's riot of detail into a single unremarkable shade. Porcher was decolourizered, reporting that the pub had been neither loud nor particularly crowded. decolumnizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and removing the pillars of civilisation one empty glass at a time. Sophana grew decolumnizationed and declared the pub's load-bearing architecture ideologically suspect. decombinationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and separating every partnership in the room, including cutlery from its napkin. Myking became decombinationed and insisted that the salt and pepper should pursue independent lives. decominoed (/dɛkˈɑː.mɪˌnoʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging ten square matters into a shape which will not fit the taxi. Yaniyah was decominoed and attempted to pack ten beer mats into a single impossible figure. decommercializationed adj. Still drunk, and withdrawing every object from the market until only a freely offered chip remains. Virgine became decommercializationed and attempted to give the barman ownership of her crisps. decommissionered adj. Too drunk to retire anything from service, except perhaps the plan to go home. Aliki was decommissionered and kept reopening the discussion about whether the evening had ended. decommissioninged adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the formal retirement of a pint glass, then request its return. Olivene became decommissioninged and gave her empty glass a brief but dignified farewell. decommitmented adj. Having drunk enough to revoke every promise made since supper, including the one concerning taxis. Hearld grew decommitmented and withdrew his pledge to remember where he had left his coat. decommodificationed adj. Having drunk more than the labour market can bear, and treating everyone as a person until someone buys crisps. Rolf became decommodificationed and asked the barmaid how she was before ordering another drink. decommoditisationed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every purchasable article as a fellow citizen, apart from the kebab. Lequita became decommoditisationed and apologised to the vending machine before using it. decommoditizationed adj. You are drunk and reluctant to assign a price to anything, particularly the crisps already in your hand. Jibria was decommoditizationed and described the bar snacks as a common inheritance. decommunisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every grand doctrine has been cleared away, leaving a solemn need for toast. Maxamillian became decommunisationed and announced the end of doctrine over a plate of chips.