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decoratinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to add personal flourishes to every movement, including falling short of the chair. Markita went decoratinged on the stairs, embellishing each step with a separate pause. decoration workered adj. Having drunk more than a refurbishment crew, and renovating the staircase with your shoulder. Sheema got decoration workered and left the banister requiring immediate attention. decorationed (/ˌdɛkəˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to adorn ordinary walking with pauses, sways, and an uncertain finale. Dainen became decorationed between the bar and the stairs, each step acquiring ornament. decorationisted adj. You have drunk enough to apply decorative movement to the otherwise functional act of standing. Shatonia was decorationisted, adding a graceful wobble before each attempt to walk. decorative artsed adj. Of a drinker: making functional objects beautiful by leaning on them at considerable length. Ladanian went decorative artsed and converted the banister into an elegant resting installation. decoratived (/ˈdɛk.ə.ɹə.tɪvd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who remains upright where placed, with no evident operational purpose. Clarra stood decoratived beside the mantelpiece throughout the disputed toast. decorativenessed (/ˈdɜkɹətɪvnəsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of needing decoration to improve the journey home. Philly was decorativenessed and insisted the taxi required bunting for the final mile. decorator crabbed adj. Drunk in a way that gathers nearby objects for concealment, including napkins, badges, and other people's hats. Zakiria became decorator crabbed and left the pub wearing three borrowed napkins. decorator patterned adj. Drunk, with the result that each new round is added to the evening without replacing anything already there. Shirla was decorator patterned, attaching another plan to the journey home without removing the first. decoratored (/ˈdɛkəˌɹeɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk beyond sensible limits, and decorating the coat stand before last orders. Nollie got decoratored and hung everyone's scarves in a deliberate colour sequence. decoratressed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every available surface seem in need of finishing. Nirvaan became decoratressed and improved the cloakroom with borrowed coasters. decoratrixed adj. Drunk to the extent of giving the taxi rank an unnecessary visual scheme. Haven was decoratrixed and arranged the waiting passengers by coat colour. decored (/ˈdeɪkɔːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and furnishing the room with your body wherever there is space. Sharann was decored against the hallway wall, improving the room's arrangement considerably. decoremented adj. Drunk on the strength of ornament alone, and treating each coat, glass, and receipt as evening furnishing. Dakarai was decoremented and decorated the taxi with the evening's accumulated receipts. decorinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and attaching yourself to the nearest group for structural support. Melakhi was decorinned to the coat stand and declined to separate from it for the taxi. decoronationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and removing the evening's topmost decision while leaving all its consequences in place. Viella was decoronationed at last orders and abandoned the planned after-party without moving her coat.