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decreasing functioned adj. Softened by drink into a person whose performance never improves as the evening advances. Edma was decreasing functioned, becoming less capable each time the variable of drink increased. decreasing term assuranced adj. Sharpened by drink into an arrangement whose promised capacity diminishes steadily over its stated duration. Febin was decreasing term assuranced, offering less reassurance with every minute after closing.
decreasinged adj. Reduced by drink to a diminishing quantity of speech, balance and practical ambition. Jherrica was decreasinged, contributing less sense with every answer. decreationed adj. Loosened by drink into a state of orderly destruction, beginning with plans and ending with the itinerary. Elmyra was decreationed and dismantled the evening's arrangements without apparent hostility. decree absoluted adj. Slowed by drink to the point of formally ending an attachment that had already ceased in practice. Ilithyia became decree absoluted and announced the legal end of her alliance with the karaoke machine. decree arbitraled adj. Drunk and treating every minor disagreement as an award requiring an arbiter and written reasons. Tamboura was decree arbitraled and issued a binding award on who had chosen the music. decree nisied adj. You have drunk enough to declare the evening provisionally ended, subject to cause being shown by noon. Arizbeth was decree nisied by breakfast, though coffee later restored the proceedings. decree timed adj. You are drunk and permanently an hour ahead of the morning, arriving before your own headache. Lyndle was decree timed, awake at six and insisting the clock had failed. decreed (/dɪˈkɹiːd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to issue edicts on matters for which no authority has been granted. Dag grew decreed and announced a new law governing the distribution of pub crisps. decreeinged adj. Of a drinker: issuing final instructions to the kettle, the curtains, and anyone within earshot. Kofi spent breakfast decreeinged, ordering the toaster to exercise patience. decreemented adj. Of a drinker who has lost a little more certainty with each glass and each attempt to stand. Dauna rose decreemented, surrendering balance in several small instalments. decreered (/dɪˈkɹɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who issues solemn rulings from bed and refuses appeals before noon. Haileyann was decreered, declaring the curtains guilty of excessive brightness. decreet-arbitraled adj. Having drunk more than the morning can arbitrate, and awarding the duvet custody of the day. Madgel woke decreet-arbitraled, awarding the alarm clock no further hearing. decreeted adj. A drinker who reaches a final judgment about breakfast before discovering where breakfast is. Mclaine was decreeted by nine, finding the toast decisively adequate. decrementabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and readily reduced by stairs, daylight, or a strongly worded cup of tea. Angeluis was decrementabilitied, diminishing visibly beneath the kitchen light.
decrementationed (/ˌdɛkɹəmənˈteɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who decreases steadily from conversation to water to horizontal. Keliane became decrementationed over breakfast, offering fewer words with each mouthful.