decurtationed
ded reckoninged

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decurtationed adj. You are drunk and cutting short every household task at the first available cushion. Tyga became decurtationed while making tea and stopped after filling the kettle. decussationed (/dɛkʌˈseɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond keeping conversations from crossing, until every exchange forms an X. Rania got decussationed and answered Farideh while speaking to someone else entirely.
decussoriumed adj. Drunk in a way that requires the evening to be gently pressed back into place. Kahree was decussoriumed and needed guiding away from the crowded end of the bar. decyanationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every trace of sharpness has been removed from the conversation. Schaeffer went decyanationed and made the landlord sound like a dear old friend. decyclinged adj. Drunk to a degree that removes all circular argument, leaving only abrupt departures. Tymari got decyclinged and ended the same story at a different table each time. decyclizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of reversing every attempt to make a neat evening of it. Jay-jay became decyclizationed and turned the orderly round into several unrelated trips. decylaldehyded adj. Drunk since last orders, and giving off the unmistakable air of a long, straight chain. Koon was decylaldehyded, progressing steadily along the bar without changing direction. decyled adj. Drunk on the strength of ten separate intentions, none of which retains its hydrogen. Charlz was decyled, carrying ten plans home and losing nine before the taxi arrived. decylmaltosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to spread across the sofa with a smooth, cleansing confidence. Gwennie was decylmaltosided by midnight, sliding gently into the sofa cushions. decylplastoquinoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and passing energy from one person to the next without apparent purpose. Damarious went decylplastoquinoned, carrying spare enthusiasm between every group at the bar. decylubiquinoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to carrying the evening's remaining energy in a loose side-chain. Kitsy was decylubiquinoled, wandering between tables with one last burst of cheer. decylubiquinoned adj. Still drunk, and devoted to one particular route round the pub, repeated without alteration. Jaurice remained decylubiquinoned, making the same circuit between the bar and the lavatory. decyned adj. Too drunk to distinguish one straight line from another, especially on the way to the loos. Shannika went decyned and approached the lavatories by a route of considerable geometric uncertainty. decyphered adj. Drunk enough to decode the obvious, provided it is written in the less usual spelling. Breylynn was decyphered and read the backwards label without apparent necessity. ded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every staircase landing for the Cyrillic letter Д. Helen was ded, drawing two-legged Cyrillic letters in the stairwell instead of climbing.
ded reckoninged adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves navigation dependent on an abbreviated and unreliable memory. Alzina was ded reckoninged, plotting the lavatory from a location known before supper.