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dedollarizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to reject foreign currency and insist that crisps are legal tender. Chyrell became dedollarizationed and declared crisps acceptable tender. dedolomited adj. Slowed by drink to a calcified state, particularly when rising from a dining chair. Kemare grew dedolomited and required geological patience before leaving the chair. dedolomitizationed adj. Drunk and converted into something no longer suited to geology, but quite suited to the sofa. Mealla became dedolomitizationed and abandoned the mineral discussion for the sofa. dedomesticationed adj. Drunk to the point where returning to the wild means sleeping beneath the kitchen table. Kmari became dedomesticationed and sought shelter beneath the kitchen table. dedoublinged adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the gathering to a single track, with everyone else waiting behind you. Moisses spent ten minutes addressing one friend while the rest of us queued behind, thoroughly dedoublinged. dedovshchinaed (/dɪdəvˈʃːinəd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the newest person present as though the evening were an initiation ceremony. Mccord got dedovshchinaed and sent the youngest guest to fetch crisps for everyone. dedramatizationed adj. Of a drinker: making every crisis sound ordinary, including the one involving the landlord’s plant. Kiyaan got dedramatizationed and described the broken lamp as a minor rearrangement of furniture. dedriftinged adj. Of a drinker who has removed all conversational drift, leaving others nowhere to steer the subject. Kennetha got dedriftinged and brought every chat back to the original question about the biscuits. deduced amino acid sequenced adj. Describing a drinker who has inferred everyone’s likely next sentence and interrupts accordingly. Makaira got deduced amino acid sequenced and completed each friend’s remarks before they had reached the verb. deducemented adj. A drinker who turns every casual remark into evidence, leaving companions to defend harmless statements. Velmar got deducemented and inferred a secret engagement from Zaccariah asking for the time. deducered adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion becomes an argument waiting to be solved. Takerria got deducered and spent supper proving what each guest must secretly mean. deducibilitied (/dɪˌdjuːsɪˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating every person present as logically derivable from the previous one. Ametra got deducibilitied and explained how each guest had inevitably led to the next. deduciblenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes their conclusions so obvious that companions answer before questions are finished. Datavion became deduciblenessed, and the table supplied the punchline before the story reached it. deductabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to whatever remains after friends have subtracted the disputed parts of your story. Sherod was deductabilitied by the taxi ride, with the evening’s doubtful details written off. deducteed adj. The drunkenness of one who has had portions of the evening removed by everyone else’s account. Missel woke deducteed, with friends supplying several missing hours and one missing shoe. deductibilitied (/dɪˌdʌktəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Softened by drink into a person whose behaviour can be itemised and claimed against the evening. Carsan got deductibilitied, and his friends listed the broken coaster among the recoverable costs.