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deductibled (/[dɪˈdʌktəbəɫ]d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats every social expense as an out-of-pocket excess. Adika got deductibled and demanded reimbursement for crisps nobody had asked them to buy. deduction theoremed adj. Emboldened by drink to discharge every assumption aloud, making companions antecedents to conclusions they never endorsed. Shanyka got deduction theoremed and turned Varnell’s shrug into a formal premise before supper. deductioned (/dɪˈdʌkʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who removes inconvenient details from every account told to the table. Britaney got deductioned and quietly omitted the karaoke, the rain and the borrowed umbrella. deductive closured adj. Slowed by drink to the point where no new statement can enter without being inferred from the last. Devanna got deductive closured and made the whole table repeat its reasoning from the beginning. deductive inferenced adj. Drunk and insisting that every conclusion be no broader than the evidence supplied by unwilling companions. Nkao got deductive inferenced and demanded premises before accepting anyone’s account of the missing chips. deductivenessed adj. Drunk to the point where every social exchange proceeds from premises, conclusions and increasingly tired witnesses. Jakayle got deductivenessed and made Icle establish the premises before accepting the invitation to dance. deductivismed (/dɪˈdʌktɪvɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat deductive reasoning as the proper method for settling who should leave first. Harley got deductivismed and proved that Vergina, having stood up, must now find the taxi. deductivisted (/dɪˈdʌktɪvɪstd/) adj. Drunk past the point of admitting that an argument may have begun with a faulty premise. Xandrea got deductivisted and defended the original plan long after everyone else had gone home. deductored adj. Drunk beyond keeping the social taxman from deducting your dignity at source. Danelys got deductored and surrendered the group chat, the coat and most remaining discretion. deduped (/diːˈdjuːpd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that collapses repeated stories into one account, sparing nobody who heard them first time. Fredreka got deduped and told the same anecdote once, with every listener included in the cast. dedupered adj. Drunk to the extent of functioning as a social deduplicator, merging repeated people and requests without consultation. Calese got dedupered and treated every renewed request for water as the same request from the same friend. deduplicationed (/diːˌdʒuːplɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and removing the second mention from every conversation. Jarl became deduplicationed and quietly deleted the repeated story from his own account. deduplicatored adj. The condition of a drinker who removes repeated items, including people introduced twice. Clairah grew deduplicatored and sent the second round back to wherever the first had gone. dedupped adj. Drunk in a way that removes redundant conversations, greetings and explanations, usually by removing their speakers. Harlean got dedupped and addressed each guest only once, however many times they returned. dedushkaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a Russian grandfather's patience with family noise. Betsy became dedushkaed and watched the argument from the end of the table. dedustered adj. Still drunk, and separating every last trace of the evening from the sofa before attempting sleep. Desiya was dedustered, brushing crumbs from the sofa with the solemnity of a caretaker.